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Funny Quotes

I am funny, but I’m not about funny... I’m about peace and justice Picture Quote #1

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you’re having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon Picture Quote #1

People might look at you a bit funny, but it’s okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different Picture Quote #1

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas Picture Quote #1

It’s funny when you know you’re playing two characters and you’re aware of how you have to play each one into your performance of the other. You’re constantly at the back of your mind thinking and it all gets a bit confusing Picture Quote #1

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn’t understand, and in a way still don’t, because when I look in a mirror it doesn’t seem funny to me Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it’s funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have Picture Quote #1

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn’t have a lot of therapy, who’s mature. A man, not a boy Picture Quote #1

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless Picture Quote #1

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs Picture Quote #1

What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist that what they really care about, is the abstract qualities of life Picture Quote #1

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions Picture Quote #1

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Here’s my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what’s funny about what you’re doing Picture Quote #1

You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they’re a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week Picture Quote #1

People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know Picture Quote #1

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I’ve always enjoyed it. There’s just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, I’m so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn’t Picture Quote #1

I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower Picture Quote #1

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Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression Picture Quote #1

It’s funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don’t have an open mind about Picture Quote #1

It is a funny thing what the brain will do with memories and how it will treasure them and finally bring them into odd juxtapositions with other things, as though it wanted to make a design, or get some meaning out of them, whether you want it or not, or even see it Picture Quote #1

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I’ve never been able to teach anyone Picture Quote #1

About mistakes it’s funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad Picture Quote #1

How can you analyse what is funny? What’s funny to one isn’t funny to another... What’s funny to you is a personal thing Picture Quote #1

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It’s a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget that human being might read your words someday Picture Quote #1

It’ll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you’ll stay. Ain’t it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday Picture Quote #1

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he’s somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement Picture Quote #1

Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it’s not that I take myself seriously, I take what I do seriously Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is most people don’t approach me because they are scared, and that’s fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you’re not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you’re scared of is really what you shouldn’t be scared of Picture Quote #1

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I am funny, but I’m not about funny... I’m about peace and justice (Funny Quotes) According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you’re having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon (Funny Quotes) People might look at you a bit funny, but it’s okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different (Funny Quotes) I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas (Funny Quotes) It’s funny when you know you’re playing two characters and you’re aware of how you have to play each one into your performance of the other. You’re constantly at the back of your mind thinking and it all gets a bit confusing (Funny Quotes) I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn’t understand, and in a way still don’t, because when I look in a mirror it doesn’t seem funny to me (Funny Quotes) Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it’s funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have (Funny Quotes) In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn’t have a lot of therapy, who’s mature. A man, not a boy (Funny Quotes) Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless (Funny Quotes) The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs (Funny Quotes) What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist that what they really care about, is the abstract qualities of life (Funny Quotes) Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions (Funny Quotes) Here’s my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what’s funny about what you’re doing (Funny Quotes) You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they’re a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week (Funny Quotes) People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know (Funny Quotes) I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I’ve always enjoyed it. There’s just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, I’m so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn’t (Funny Quotes) I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower (Funny Quotes) Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression (Funny Quotes) It’s funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don’t have an open mind about (Funny Quotes) It is a funny thing what the brain will do with memories and how it will treasure them and finally bring them into odd juxtapositions with other things, as though it wanted to make a design, or get some meaning out of them, whether you want it or not, or even see it (Funny Quotes) You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I’ve never been able to teach anyone (Funny Quotes) About mistakes it’s funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad (Funny Quotes) How can you analyse what is funny? What’s funny to one isn’t funny to another... What’s funny to you is a personal thing (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget that human being might read your words someday (Funny Quotes) It’ll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you’ll stay. Ain’t it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday (Funny Quotes) My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he’s somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement (Funny Quotes) Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it’s not that I take myself seriously, I take what I do seriously (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is most people don’t approach me because they are scared, and that’s fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you’re not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you’re scared of is really what you shouldn’t be scared of (Funny Quotes)

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