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Funny Quotes

It’s funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It’s not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one Picture Quote #1

You know, albums are a funny thing. They’re not like an intellectual decision. It’s a collection of your kind of musings Picture Quote #1

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn’t funny on some level is quite hard Picture Quote #1

Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities Picture Quote #1

I’ve been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they’re even funnier Picture Quote #1

If I’m not clear with the character, I can’t do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you have such a defined character, I feel like I can actually read the phone book and make it funny Picture Quote #1

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Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you’re sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour Picture Quote #1

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny Picture Quote #1

Well, life is dark, isn’t it? Mostly, it’s dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it Picture Quote #1

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny Picture Quote #1

I’m a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny Picture Quote #1

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The best thing you can do when you’re not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were Picture Quote #1

I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian Picture Quote #1

I don’t get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I’m the funny guy Picture Quote #1

I think the whole concept that women aren’t funny is dead. It’s over; it’s done Picture Quote #1

Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they’re completely dependent on you and there’s a third generation. It’s a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents Picture Quote #1

Twitter’s a lot of work! That’s the first thing I would say. There’s so much pressure to be funny Picture Quote #1

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Usually, if I think something is really funny, I’m not gonna test it. I’ll just test it when I’m onstage Picture Quote #1

One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don’t see them Picture Quote #1

I think it’s really important for celebrities to use their power of money and fame to get their voices out there. It’s funny to me that we’re expected to keep quiet just because of who we are. Why do I lose my right to speak my mind because I’m famous? Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid Picture Quote #1

My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer Picture Quote #1

What’s so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they’re going to go for, and it’s just great Picture Quote #1

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Women’s humor seems to be a little more supportive. It’s just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I’m going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys Picture Quote #1

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that’s the death of funny Picture Quote #1

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it’s usually so brief and funny Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, because music is one of those things it is natural to go into. You hear it so much growing up, it kind of permeates you and eventually you spew out some music of your own Picture Quote #1

As I get older, I’m slowing down and, yes, calming down in my desire to be taken seriously. That I can be entertaining and funny and high nervous energy can work against me as a serious composer, slowly but surely you’ll see me be quieter just so that people will listen Picture Quote #1

By the way, I’m funniest when I’m not being funny. I’m better to laugh at than with, pretty much Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It’s not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one (Funny Quotes) You know, albums are a funny thing. They’re not like an intellectual decision. It’s a collection of your kind of musings (Funny Quotes) The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn’t funny on some level is quite hard (Funny Quotes) Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities (Funny Quotes) I’ve been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they’re even funnier (Funny Quotes) If I’m not clear with the character, I can’t do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you have such a defined character, I feel like I can actually read the phone book and make it funny (Funny Quotes) Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you’re sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour (Funny Quotes) I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny (Funny Quotes) Well, life is dark, isn’t it? Mostly, it’s dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it (Funny Quotes) I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny (Funny Quotes) I’m a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny (Funny Quotes) The best thing you can do when you’re not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were (Funny Quotes) I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian (Funny Quotes) I don’t get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I’m the funny guy (Funny Quotes) I think the whole concept that women aren’t funny is dead. It’s over; it’s done (Funny Quotes) Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they’re completely dependent on you and there’s a third generation. It’s a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents (Funny Quotes) Twitter’s a lot of work! That’s the first thing I would say. There’s so much pressure to be funny (Funny Quotes) Usually, if I think something is really funny, I’m not gonna test it. I’ll just test it when I’m onstage (Funny Quotes) One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don’t see them (Funny Quotes) I think it’s really important for celebrities to use their power of money and fame to get their voices out there. It’s funny to me that we’re expected to keep quiet just because of who we are. Why do I lose my right to speak my mind because I’m famous? (Funny Quotes) I don’t know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid (Funny Quotes) My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer (Funny Quotes) What’s so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they’re going to go for, and it’s just great (Funny Quotes) Women’s humor seems to be a little more supportive. It’s just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I’m going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys (Funny Quotes) I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that’s the death of funny (Funny Quotes) I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it’s usually so brief and funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, because music is one of those things it is natural to go into. You hear it so much growing up, it kind of permeates you and eventually you spew out some music of your own (Funny Quotes) As I get older, I’m slowing down and, yes, calming down in my desire to be taken seriously. That I can be entertaining and funny and high nervous energy can work against me as a serious composer, slowly but surely you’ll see me be quieter just so that people will listen (Funny Quotes) By the way, I’m funniest when I’m not being funny. I’m better to laugh at than with, pretty much (Funny Quotes)

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