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Funny Quotes

You know, I’ve just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy, and somehow they keep giving me jobs in comedy, so I guess there’s something funny about me Picture Quote #1

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain’t nothing, but a funny, funny riddle Picture Quote #1

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn’t always funny somewhere else Picture Quote #1

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it’s the thing that makes me laugh the most Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is that my husband couldn’t be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He’s got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he’s around you, he’s such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession Picture Quote #1

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I’m attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn’t that what attracts anyone? Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain’t that funny Picture Quote #1

I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high Picture Quote #1

It’s interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers are so funny and leave hysterical comments. And I’m not being humble when I say that very often, the comments are so much better than the post originally was Picture Quote #1

When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person’s sensibility. It’s an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it’s intuitive Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn’t say something funny Picture Quote #1

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You know, I’m just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don’t feel pressured to be otherwise Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent Picture Quote #1

I think it’s harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they crave to see you being silly or funny. But, seeing you in comedy all the time, it’s hard to see that person go be serious, for some reason Picture Quote #1

I would love to do comedy. I think I’m funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I’d love to get the opportunity to do that Picture Quote #1

I’m too busy thinking what I’m going to say next to remember what I’ve said, but my staff tells me I’m sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though Picture Quote #1

It’s funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it’s time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny: All my friends back home are always wondering why every television show I’m on is a drama, but all the comedy pilots I did died a slow and painful death Picture Quote #1

I’d love to do a comedy. I’m terrified of comedy. I don’t think I’m funny, but I guess that’s why it’s so thrilling Picture Quote #1

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle Picture Quote #1

It’s funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that’s so beautiful, and to remember the particulars Picture Quote #1

I’ve actually tried to roast somebody that I don’t like, and it doesn’t go well. Either they’re a bad sport or I’m not as funny as I could be Picture Quote #1

I don’t really talk about my personal life. It’s a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you’re dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night Picture Quote #1

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I think it’s actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian Picture Quote #1

Its funny how human beings tend to think that they’re the masters of the earth never realizing that the earth, for a time, simply tolerates its tenants and then, when the mood strikes, it shifts its continents around Picture Quote #1

Love is the only antidote for the insanity of this world. And the funny thing about love is that when someone loves you, it doesn’t necessarily make you feel better; but when you love someone else, it does Picture Quote #1

Dialogue that is written in dialect is very tiring to read. If you can do it brilliantly, fine. If other writers read your work and rave about your use of dialect, go for it. But be positive that you do it well, because otherwise it is a lot of work to read short stories or novels that are written in dialect. It makes our necks feel funny Picture Quote #1

When somebody listens and laughs, you’re always in better shape than when you’re with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they’re looking at you because they’re mad that they didn’t say it or something. It’s hard to handle that Picture Quote #1

For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it Picture Quote #1

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You know, I’ve just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy, and somehow they keep giving me jobs in comedy, so I guess there’s something funny about me (Funny Quotes) I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain’t nothing, but a funny, funny riddle (Funny Quotes) Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn’t always funny somewhere else (Funny Quotes) I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it’s the thing that makes me laugh the most (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is that my husband couldn’t be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He’s got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he’s around you, he’s such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans (Funny Quotes) I wasn’t funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession (Funny Quotes) I’m attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn’t that what attracts anyone? (Funny Quotes) I don’t want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain’t that funny (Funny Quotes) I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high (Funny Quotes) It’s interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers are so funny and leave hysterical comments. And I’m not being humble when I say that very often, the comments are so much better than the post originally was (Funny Quotes) When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person’s sensibility. It’s an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it’s intuitive (Funny Quotes) I’ve never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn’t say something funny (Funny Quotes) You know, I’m just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don’t feel pressured to be otherwise (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent (Funny Quotes) I think it’s harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they crave to see you being silly or funny. But, seeing you in comedy all the time, it’s hard to see that person go be serious, for some reason (Funny Quotes) I would love to do comedy. I think I’m funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I’d love to get the opportunity to do that (Funny Quotes) I’m too busy thinking what I’m going to say next to remember what I’ve said, but my staff tells me I’m sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though (Funny Quotes) It’s funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it’s time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea (Funny Quotes) It’s funny: All my friends back home are always wondering why every television show I’m on is a drama, but all the comedy pilots I did died a slow and painful death (Funny Quotes) I’d love to do a comedy. I’m terrified of comedy. I don’t think I’m funny, but I guess that’s why it’s so thrilling (Funny Quotes) I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle (Funny Quotes) It’s funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that’s so beautiful, and to remember the particulars (Funny Quotes) I’ve actually tried to roast somebody that I don’t like, and it doesn’t go well. Either they’re a bad sport or I’m not as funny as I could be (Funny Quotes) I don’t really talk about my personal life. It’s a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you’re dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night (Funny Quotes) I think it’s actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian (Funny Quotes) Its funny how human beings tend to think that they’re the masters of the earth never realizing that the earth, for a time, simply tolerates its tenants and then, when the mood strikes, it shifts its continents around (Funny Quotes) Love is the only antidote for the insanity of this world. And the funny thing about love is that when someone loves you, it doesn’t necessarily make you feel better; but when you love someone else, it does (Funny Quotes) Dialogue that is written in dialect is very tiring to read. If you can do it brilliantly, fine. If other writers read your work and rave about your use of dialect, go for it. But be positive that you do it well, because otherwise it is a lot of work to read short stories or novels that are written in dialect. It makes our necks feel funny (Funny Quotes) When somebody listens and laughs, you’re always in better shape than when you’re with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they’re looking at you because they’re mad that they didn’t say it or something. It’s hard to handle that (Funny Quotes) For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it (Funny Quotes)

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