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Funny Quotes

I don’t steer towards anything. I steer towards character and truth. If it’s funny then so be it. If it’s dramatic, so be it. I just steer towards characters Picture Quote #1

It’s funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don’t get to decide what you play. I don’t know. I can only say this: I don’t want to and have no interest in playing a plastic surgeon. That’s for sure. I’m open to anything else Picture Quote #1

When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it’s funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that Picture Quote #1

I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose my sense of reality, and it ends up feeling like an empty experience; there’s funny stuff in it but I’ve lost the emotional connection to the characters because it’s just so bananas Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, people who have a lot of sexual energy think of themselves as being not spiritual. They are probably more spiritually inclined. All that sexual energy is kundalini Picture Quote #1

The more lives you have, the harder it is to change, yet the stronger you are. It’s a kind of funny dichotomy Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you’ve done a scene 18 times. I don’t want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It’s funny finding what’s challenging about acting as you go Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back Picture Quote #1

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago Picture Quote #1

The man who tries to be funny is lost. To lose one’s naturalness is always to lose the sympathy of your audience Picture Quote #1

I don’t say things to be offensive; I say things because they’re funny to me. It amuses me Picture Quote #1

I’ve always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary music doesn’t have. It has pain and suffering in it, but funny stories, too. And it is built on storytelling, which is something I really love Picture Quote #1

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The funny thing about me is I’m kind of schizophrenic, because after four or five nights in a row of going out to parties, I just have to be alone. I hate people and feel like they’re keeping me from what I really want to do, like write a fabulous novel, which I probably never will Picture Quote #1

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don’t like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don’t know why they’re doing it and it doesn’t make any sense Picture Quote #1

I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious Picture Quote #1

Being funny is a symptom of what’s underneath. You’re pumping out all that energy because something else is going on inside you, some opposing force, something uncomfortable Picture Quote #1

My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier Picture Quote #1

It just so happens that people aren’t doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn’t necessarily mean that there aren’t aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight Picture Quote #1

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A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn’t pretty enough or can’t sing well enough or maybe isn’t even funny enough Picture Quote #1

I like to invest as a performer in the director’s vision and then bring a sense of reality to whatever I’m doing, whether it’s comedy or whether it’s drama, and trust that they’re going to tell me if something’s reading as funny or if it’s reading as dramatic or reading in the right tone Picture Quote #1

If you have a movie that doesn’t strive to go to a certain emotional point, you can do anything and it will be fine and funny. But if you have something pretty emotional at its core, you have to make it right. You don’t want it overwrought or unearned. Everything has to be moving towards this one thing Picture Quote #1

We have a funny concept of time in this culture. We revere it as we revere money, yet we rarely spend any of it on ourselves. We complain that we can’t make what time we have go around, yet day after day we spend our allotment doing things we don’t really want to be doing Picture Quote #1

There’s something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up Picture Quote #1

Chekhov, when it’s done well and you’re ready for it, can actually be quite funny Picture Quote #1

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It’s weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I’m expected to be humorous on talk shows Picture Quote #1

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody Picture Quote #1

When you are in something that you’re proud of and it’s funny and it’s a good night out and all of those things, there’s nothing quite like it. The rewards are proportionate to the amount of alarm and distress it causes you Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian. I don’t make things funny if they’re not funny. I don’t invent funny stuff Picture Quote #1

I don’t do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it’s funny, it’s funny Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to try and do your best, and the failure is what’s funny. But you can’t be aware of the failure, you’ve just got to keep trying to do your best Picture Quote #1

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I don’t steer towards anything. I steer towards character and truth. If it’s funny then so be it. If it’s dramatic, so be it. I just steer towards characters (Funny Quotes) It’s funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don’t get to decide what you play. I don’t know. I can only say this: I don’t want to and have no interest in playing a plastic surgeon. That’s for sure. I’m open to anything else (Funny Quotes) When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it’s funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that (Funny Quotes) I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose my sense of reality, and it ends up feeling like an empty experience; there’s funny stuff in it but I’ve lost the emotional connection to the characters because it’s just so bananas (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, people who have a lot of sexual energy think of themselves as being not spiritual. They are probably more spiritually inclined. All that sexual energy is kundalini (Funny Quotes) The more lives you have, the harder it is to change, yet the stronger you are. It’s a kind of funny dichotomy (Funny Quotes) Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you’ve done a scene 18 times. I don’t want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It’s funny finding what’s challenging about acting as you go (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back (Funny Quotes) To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago (Funny Quotes) The man who tries to be funny is lost. To lose one’s naturalness is always to lose the sympathy of your audience (Funny Quotes) I don’t say things to be offensive; I say things because they’re funny to me. It amuses me (Funny Quotes) I’ve always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary music doesn’t have. It has pain and suffering in it, but funny stories, too. And it is built on storytelling, which is something I really love (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about me is I’m kind of schizophrenic, because after four or five nights in a row of going out to parties, I just have to be alone. I hate people and feel like they’re keeping me from what I really want to do, like write a fabulous novel, which I probably never will (Funny Quotes) One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don’t like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don’t know why they’re doing it and it doesn’t make any sense (Funny Quotes) I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious (Funny Quotes) Being funny is a symptom of what’s underneath. You’re pumping out all that energy because something else is going on inside you, some opposing force, something uncomfortable (Funny Quotes) My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier (Funny Quotes) It just so happens that people aren’t doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn’t necessarily mean that there aren’t aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight (Funny Quotes) A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn’t pretty enough or can’t sing well enough or maybe isn’t even funny enough (Funny Quotes) I like to invest as a performer in the director’s vision and then bring a sense of reality to whatever I’m doing, whether it’s comedy or whether it’s drama, and trust that they’re going to tell me if something’s reading as funny or if it’s reading as dramatic or reading in the right tone (Funny Quotes) If you have a movie that doesn’t strive to go to a certain emotional point, you can do anything and it will be fine and funny. But if you have something pretty emotional at its core, you have to make it right. You don’t want it overwrought or unearned. Everything has to be moving towards this one thing (Funny Quotes) We have a funny concept of time in this culture. We revere it as we revere money, yet we rarely spend any of it on ourselves. We complain that we can’t make what time we have go around, yet day after day we spend our allotment doing things we don’t really want to be doing (Funny Quotes) There’s something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up (Funny Quotes) Chekhov, when it’s done well and you’re ready for it, can actually be quite funny (Funny Quotes) It’s weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I’m expected to be humorous on talk shows (Funny Quotes) I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody (Funny Quotes) When you are in something that you’re proud of and it’s funny and it’s a good night out and all of those things, there’s nothing quite like it. The rewards are proportionate to the amount of alarm and distress it causes you (Funny Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I don’t make things funny if they’re not funny. I don’t invent funny stuff (Funny Quotes) I don’t do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it’s funny, it’s funny (Funny Quotes) You’ve got to try and do your best, and the failure is what’s funny. But you can’t be aware of the failure, you’ve just got to keep trying to do your best (Funny Quotes)

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