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I realized, dumb people don’t know they’re dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that’s when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty Picture Quote #1

It was a dangerous profession I had chosen... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them and tend to warn children who act out that they are going to wind up in prison or worse. It is only when you grow up that they pay you vast sums of money to make them laugh Picture Quote #1

My father was extremely loving to me and funny and wise and understanding, and at other times extremely demanding, critical, calculating, exacting. When you’re a young woman, I think you want to please a lot, so maybe you accept more of the criticism than you would as an older person. But criticism can be very wounding. It certainly was to me Picture Quote #1

Art once made a cult of beauty. Now we have a cult of ugliness instead. This has made art into an elaborate joke, one which by now has ceased to be funny Picture Quote #1

Lots of artists who paint have the experience to one degree or another... where their thinking doesn’t precede their doing... It’s a funny thing, what I really hate yet I have to go through with it, is the preparation Picture Quote #1

I think it’s very funny that someone would exaggerate to make himself look worse Picture Quote #1

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I really don’t care about the response to my hair this is just how my hair is. I don’t take care of it, or comb it, or put anything in it, or style it or anything. When people comment on it, it is funny to me that it draws such attention. It makes me realize how insignificant that sort of thing is Picture Quote #1

If you give the audience what they expect, they’ll be bored. There are no rules: You do what you want while respecting the boundaries. You don’t poke people in the eye; you do things they haven’t seen before and make it accessible, funny and clever Picture Quote #1

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don’t like. You exaggerate it, and it’s funny Picture Quote #1

Something is funny, most of all, because it’s true, and because the velocity of insight into this truth exceeds our normal standards. Something is funny because it’s outside our accepted boundary of decorum. Something is funny because it defies our expectations. Something is funny because it offers a temporary reprieve from the hardship of seeing the world as it actually is. Something is funny because it is able to suggest gently that even the worst of our circumstances and sins is subject to eventual mercy Picture Quote #1

When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer’s always the same, to me, they’re not mutually exclusive Picture Quote #1

Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a good joke, the dirtier, I’m afraid the more ethnic, the better. I don’t think he brought very much to the presidency, except charisma and success Picture Quote #1

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Nirvana is very funny. It’s not sincere particularly. It’s rather frivolous, actually Picture Quote #1

A teacher is really invaluable. A teacher will instruct you in how to stabilize your energy field, increase it, and decrease the loss of energy in your life and how to be balanced, wise, and funny Picture Quote #1

Those secrets are things that most people don’t learn, because they are not enthusiastic enough, or bright enough, or patient enough, or funny enough; or still enough Picture Quote #1

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What’s a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? Picture Quote #1

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway Picture Quote #1

The hardest thing for everyone, for the writer, for the director and certainly for the actors, is not to panic when they’re doing a certain line for the tenth time because everything ceases to be funny after it’s been repeated Picture Quote #1

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I’d basically have trouble with any job that doesn’t require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices Picture Quote #1

Anything has a rhythm to it, comedy or drama. There has to be a musicality to it. And everybody can’t play the same instrument, ideally. But I think that we all have the same comedic tendencies, and that’s why it works. We all sort of agree with what’s funny Picture Quote #1

It’s kind of a funny world we live in today with tabloids and all. I feel there’s so much negativity out there and people sense that people only want to read things that either are controversial or negative, therefore you end up dealing with people lying about your life and having to answer to things that become ridiculous with an onslaught of lies and you have to answer to them Picture Quote #1

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It’s a way to exercise yourself. If you’re funny, you test yourself Picture Quote #1

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don’t tweet, I don’t talk, I don’t interview, and then I have times where I do Picture Quote #1

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I’m always in situations where you can’t be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway Picture Quote #1

Twitter’s a funny one, I mean, it’s good in some respects but I can’t stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up and people get being rude mixed up with that’s my opinion Picture Quote #1

Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show Picture Quote #1

Black people loving and losing is something we don’t see enough of. We’re always in these heightened situations like something big is happening, something funny or something violent. And you know what? Sometimes we die of breast cancer or a broken heart. Things happen that are just not being explored cinematically. It’s time we reinvigorated that type of film Picture Quote #1

Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself Picture Quote #1

Everything is so weird in politics that it’s very hard to be funny about it, I think Picture Quote #1

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I realized, dumb people don’t know they’re dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that’s when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty (Funny Quotes) It was a dangerous profession I had chosen... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them and tend to warn children who act out that they are going to wind up in prison or worse. It is only when you grow up that they pay you vast sums of money to make them laugh (Funny Quotes) My father was extremely loving to me and funny and wise and understanding, and at other times extremely demanding, critical, calculating, exacting. When you’re a young woman, I think you want to please a lot, so maybe you accept more of the criticism than you would as an older person. But criticism can be very wounding. It certainly was to me (Funny Quotes) Art once made a cult of beauty. Now we have a cult of ugliness instead. This has made art into an elaborate joke, one which by now has ceased to be funny (Funny Quotes) Lots of artists who paint have the experience to one degree or another... where their thinking doesn’t precede their doing... It’s a funny thing, what I really hate yet I have to go through with it, is the preparation (Funny Quotes) I think it’s very funny that someone would exaggerate to make himself look worse (Funny Quotes) I really don’t care about the response to my hair this is just how my hair is. I don’t take care of it, or comb it, or put anything in it, or style it or anything. When people comment on it, it is funny to me that it draws such attention. It makes me realize how insignificant that sort of thing is (Funny Quotes) If you give the audience what they expect, they’ll be bored. There are no rules: You do what you want while respecting the boundaries. You don’t poke people in the eye; you do things they haven’t seen before and make it accessible, funny and clever (Funny Quotes) What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don’t like. You exaggerate it, and it’s funny (Funny Quotes) Something is funny, most of all, because it’s true, and because the velocity of insight into this truth exceeds our normal standards. Something is funny because it’s outside our accepted boundary of decorum. Something is funny because it defies our expectations. Something is funny because it offers a temporary reprieve from the hardship of seeing the world as it actually is. Something is funny because it is able to suggest gently that even the worst of our circumstances and sins is subject to eventual mercy (Funny Quotes) When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer’s always the same, to me, they’re not mutually exclusive (Funny Quotes) Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a good joke, the dirtier, I’m afraid the more ethnic, the better. I don’t think he brought very much to the presidency, except charisma and success (Funny Quotes) Nirvana is very funny. It’s not sincere particularly. It’s rather frivolous, actually (Funny Quotes) A teacher is really invaluable. A teacher will instruct you in how to stabilize your energy field, increase it, and decrease the loss of energy in your life and how to be balanced, wise, and funny (Funny Quotes) Those secrets are things that most people don’t learn, because they are not enthusiastic enough, or bright enough, or patient enough, or funny enough; or still enough (Funny Quotes) I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What’s a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? (Funny Quotes) I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway (Funny Quotes) The hardest thing for everyone, for the writer, for the director and certainly for the actors, is not to panic when they’re doing a certain line for the tenth time because everything ceases to be funny after it’s been repeated (Funny Quotes) I’d basically have trouble with any job that doesn’t require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices (Funny Quotes) Anything has a rhythm to it, comedy or drama. There has to be a musicality to it. And everybody can’t play the same instrument, ideally. But I think that we all have the same comedic tendencies, and that’s why it works. We all sort of agree with what’s funny (Funny Quotes) It’s kind of a funny world we live in today with tabloids and all. I feel there’s so much negativity out there and people sense that people only want to read things that either are controversial or negative, therefore you end up dealing with people lying about your life and having to answer to things that become ridiculous with an onslaught of lies and you have to answer to them (Funny Quotes) A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It’s a way to exercise yourself. If you’re funny, you test yourself (Funny Quotes) To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don’t tweet, I don’t talk, I don’t interview, and then I have times where I do (Funny Quotes) I’m always in situations where you can’t be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway (Funny Quotes) Twitter’s a funny one, I mean, it’s good in some respects but I can’t stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up and people get being rude mixed up with that’s my opinion (Funny Quotes) Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show (Funny Quotes) Black people loving and losing is something we don’t see enough of. We’re always in these heightened situations like something big is happening, something funny or something violent. And you know what? Sometimes we die of breast cancer or a broken heart. Things happen that are just not being explored cinematically. It’s time we reinvigorated that type of film (Funny Quotes) Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself (Funny Quotes) Everything is so weird in politics that it’s very hard to be funny about it, I think (Funny Quotes)

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