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Funny Quotes

I’m usually not the straight guy. I’m sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation Picture Quote #1

I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they’re very, very funny people, but they don’t really try to be. They’re not cracking jokes Picture Quote #1

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it’s funny Picture Quote #1

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it’s going to be funny Picture Quote #1

It’s funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it’s because I’m old Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think I’m going to get so mature that I lose touch with the whatever wounded part of myself that feels the need to be funny. I’m already old enough that I realize that’s not going to happen Picture Quote #1

From my dad... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing, but I think he’s funny! Picture Quote #1

I like girls to be wild but at the same time beautifully brought up and very funny Picture Quote #1

I had a hip replacement a couple of years ago. I have a song about that. And why wouldn’t you? It strikes me that that was a huge event. It’s kind of funny and horrible and interesting, so why wouldn’t one write about that? Picture Quote #1

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn’t know what funny is Picture Quote #1

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it’s usually pretty funny Picture Quote #1

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I love comedy. I’m not known for comedy, but I love it. I’ve done a lot of it, in my lifetime. But most people are surprised to hear that I made a funny movie Picture Quote #1

Going before an audience of people who expect you to be funny is tough. Going before an audience that expect you to be boring, and then being a little funny, is much easier. I prefer easier Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. I can’t describe how deeply I love them all Picture Quote #1

Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn’t bother me Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

With comedy, you have to do it right. In a drama, there’s a lot of different ways to succeed in a moment. But comedy comes from reality. You can’t try to be funny Picture Quote #1

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It is funny, I don’t feel old enough to give advice... But with the advisers you trust, you better listen to them. It may be bad news but that’s the only way you’re going to improve Picture Quote #1

I look crazy, but I’m not. And the funny thing is, that other people don’t look crazy, but they are Picture Quote #1

One of the nice things about having a lover, it makes you think about everything anew. The rest of your life becomes a kind of movie, flat and even rather funny Picture Quote #1

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff Picture Quote #1

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny Picture Quote #1

Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile Picture Quote #1

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People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon themselves the responsibility for the mirth, from joining in it Picture Quote #1

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don’t we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let’s laugh about it Picture Quote #1

I don’t get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like Picture Quote #1

As I get older, I don’t think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit Picture Quote #1

It’s not that comedy has changed in terms of what’s funny. For me, it’s changed in that sometimes I don’t feel my finger is on the pulse Picture Quote #1

Iverson: Man look, I hear you... it’s funny to me too, I mean it’s strange... it’s strange to me too, but we’re talking about practice man, we’re not even talking about the game... the actual game, when it matters... We’re talking about practice Picture Quote #1

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I’m usually not the straight guy. I’m sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation (Funny Quotes) I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they’re very, very funny people, but they don’t really try to be. They’re not cracking jokes (Funny Quotes) We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it’s funny (Funny Quotes) When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it’s going to be funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it’s because I’m old (Funny Quotes) I don’t think I’m going to get so mature that I lose touch with the whatever wounded part of myself that feels the need to be funny. I’m already old enough that I realize that’s not going to happen (Funny Quotes) From my dad... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing, but I think he’s funny! (Funny Quotes) I like girls to be wild but at the same time beautifully brought up and very funny (Funny Quotes) I had a hip replacement a couple of years ago. I have a song about that. And why wouldn’t you? It strikes me that that was a huge event. It’s kind of funny and horrible and interesting, so why wouldn’t one write about that? (Funny Quotes) There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn’t know what funny is (Funny Quotes) I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it’s usually pretty funny (Funny Quotes) I love comedy. I’m not known for comedy, but I love it. I’ve done a lot of it, in my lifetime. But most people are surprised to hear that I made a funny movie (Funny Quotes) Going before an audience of people who expect you to be funny is tough. Going before an audience that expect you to be boring, and then being a little funny, is much easier. I prefer easier (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. I can’t describe how deeply I love them all (Funny Quotes) Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn’t bother me (Funny Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Funny Quotes) With comedy, you have to do it right. In a drama, there’s a lot of different ways to succeed in a moment. But comedy comes from reality. You can’t try to be funny (Funny Quotes) It is funny, I don’t feel old enough to give advice... But with the advisers you trust, you better listen to them. It may be bad news but that’s the only way you’re going to improve (Funny Quotes) I look crazy, but I’m not. And the funny thing is, that other people don’t look crazy, but they are (Funny Quotes) One of the nice things about having a lover, it makes you think about everything anew. The rest of your life becomes a kind of movie, flat and even rather funny (Funny Quotes) If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff (Funny Quotes) I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny (Funny Quotes) Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile (Funny Quotes) People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon themselves the responsibility for the mirth, from joining in it (Funny Quotes) The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don’t we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let’s laugh about it (Funny Quotes) I don’t get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like (Funny Quotes) As I get older, I don’t think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit (Funny Quotes) It’s not that comedy has changed in terms of what’s funny. For me, it’s changed in that sometimes I don’t feel my finger is on the pulse (Funny Quotes) Iverson: Man look, I hear you... it’s funny to me too, I mean it’s strange... it’s strange to me too, but we’re talking about practice man, we’re not even talking about the game... the actual game, when it matters... We’re talking about practice (Funny Quotes)

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