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Funny Quotes

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows Picture Quote #1

Kids like my act because I’m wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there’s a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny Picture Quote #1

Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it’s like everything is so real Picture Quote #1

I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren’t funny, they end up turning into comedies to me Picture Quote #1

At one point you think, well, it’s funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there’d be no room for complaint Picture Quote #1

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I’d like to be great. I want to reach for greatness Picture Quote #1

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No matter what your native tongue is, no matter what part of the world you’re from, if your native tongue is distorted with an accent, somehow that’s always funny Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been the goofy kid. Growing up, I always enjoyed the comedic aspect of relating to women. Even on camera, it was always the funny take on it Picture Quote #1

I do think funny is like sexy. You’re either funny and sexy, or you’re not Picture Quote #1

I’m sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show Picture Quote #1

It’s in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not Picture Quote #1

What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it’s funny Picture Quote #1

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My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that’s my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her Picture Quote #1

I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind Picture Quote #1

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene Picture Quote #1

I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as anybody. Just say I’m one of the best broken field runners that ever lived. For 35 years I was a cult hero, an underground funny Picture Quote #1

I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that’s funny, because I’m a funny comedian. I’m an entertainer Picture Quote #1

I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny. And when you’re very, very happy, you’re not very funny. You’re just happy. I’d rather be damaged and funny Picture Quote #1

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I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I’m very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up Picture Quote #1

You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It’s kind of like our running joke but it’s really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create Picture Quote #1

It’s so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I’ve got no ambition for directing Picture Quote #1

Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself Picture Quote #1

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually don’t like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? Picture Quote #1

My dad has an incredible passion for living life, and hes really, really funny, so he definitely encourages me to enjoy all aspects of life. Hes very proud of me and definitely encourages my career path, and we have a good time talking about work Picture Quote #1

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There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn’t been paying attention Picture Quote #1

When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry Picture Quote #1

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it Picture Quote #1

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so funny Picture Quote #1

I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines Picture Quote #1

I see young quarterbacks just coming into the league, and they’re throwing screens and layoffs right away. As funny as this might sound, I really learned a lot by going downfield, even in tight coverage Picture Quote #1

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Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows (Funny Quotes) Kids like my act because I’m wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there’s a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny (Funny Quotes) Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it’s like everything is so real (Funny Quotes) I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren’t funny, they end up turning into comedies to me (Funny Quotes) At one point you think, well, it’s funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there’d be no room for complaint (Funny Quotes) I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I’d like to be great. I want to reach for greatness (Funny Quotes) No matter what your native tongue is, no matter what part of the world you’re from, if your native tongue is distorted with an accent, somehow that’s always funny (Funny Quotes) I’ve always been the goofy kid. Growing up, I always enjoyed the comedic aspect of relating to women. Even on camera, it was always the funny take on it (Funny Quotes) I do think funny is like sexy. You’re either funny and sexy, or you’re not (Funny Quotes) I’m sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show (Funny Quotes) It’s in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not (Funny Quotes) What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it’s funny (Funny Quotes) My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that’s my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her (Funny Quotes) I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind (Funny Quotes) If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene (Funny Quotes) I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as anybody. Just say I’m one of the best broken field runners that ever lived. For 35 years I was a cult hero, an underground funny (Funny Quotes) I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that’s funny, because I’m a funny comedian. I’m an entertainer (Funny Quotes) I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny. And when you’re very, very happy, you’re not very funny. You’re just happy. I’d rather be damaged and funny (Funny Quotes) I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I’m very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up (Funny Quotes) You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It’s kind of like our running joke but it’s really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create (Funny Quotes) It’s so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I’ve got no ambition for directing (Funny Quotes) Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself (Funny Quotes) Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually don’t like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? (Funny Quotes) My dad has an incredible passion for living life, and hes really, really funny, so he definitely encourages me to enjoy all aspects of life. Hes very proud of me and definitely encourages my career path, and we have a good time talking about work (Funny Quotes) There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn’t been paying attention (Funny Quotes) When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry (Funny Quotes) Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it (Funny Quotes) The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so funny (Funny Quotes) I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines (Funny Quotes) I see young quarterbacks just coming into the league, and they’re throwing screens and layoffs right away. As funny as this might sound, I really learned a lot by going downfield, even in tight coverage (Funny Quotes)

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