|

|

Advertisements

Funny Quotes

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it’s for other people to if someone is offended. It’s so subjective, and if you don’t find it funny, it’s definitely going to be offensive Picture Quote #1

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I’m always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works Picture Quote #1

Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that’s tough for everyone. If you’re just naturally funny it’s a hell of a lot easier Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny Picture Quote #1

I don’t aim it at anybody specific, I don’t aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that Picture Quote #1

The idea that you can’t be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor Picture Quote #1

Whenever I do a comedy show I still just read poems, some of which are intentionally funny and some of which are just bizarre. The mix seems to work well Picture Quote #1

... it is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny Picture Quote #1

You’re only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I’m funny about it Picture Quote #1

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, but... you’re sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

The human brain is a funny thing: it’s very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential Picture Quote #1

We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on? Picture Quote #1

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

The world is changing. Social media is a way to sell movies and to build a fan base. The truth is that you have followers because they know you are into it and you’re funny and you like it. I think it’s great Picture Quote #1

It’s harder when people are playing along, because it’s just not as funny. They’re trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

To my friends and people I care about, I’m a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff Picture Quote #1

It’s funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with Picture Quote #1

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans Picture Quote #1

I never intended to make a living from music. That’s the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist Picture Quote #1

I do subscribe to the maxim that generally comedy is like jazz. Either you get it or you don’t. You can’t learn it and you can’t be taught it. I don’t think that if you are not a funny person, you can fake it Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn’t seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can’t take it Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel Picture Quote #1

I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don’t, that’s funny to me. That’s why comedy ends up seeming cynical, because you’re talking about the gap between what people say and what they do Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny life. Either you don’t make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don’t have a moment to spend a penny of it Picture Quote #1

I don’t like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time Picture Quote #1

I’m probably not very funny. The scripts just don’t come in, or the ones that do aren’t that good. I suppose I’m just an old drama queen, really Picture Quote #1

Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day Picture Quote #1

1 - 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 - 99

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it’s for other people to if someone is offended. It’s so subjective, and if you don’t find it funny, it’s definitely going to be offensive (Funny Quotes) Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I’m always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works (Funny Quotes) Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that’s tough for everyone. If you’re just naturally funny it’s a hell of a lot easier (Funny Quotes) It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny (Funny Quotes) I don’t aim it at anybody specific, I don’t aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that (Funny Quotes) The idea that you can’t be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate (Funny Quotes) I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor (Funny Quotes) Whenever I do a comedy show I still just read poems, some of which are intentionally funny and some of which are just bizarre. The mix seems to work well (Funny Quotes) ... it is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny (Funny Quotes) You’re only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I’m funny about it (Funny Quotes) A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, but... you’re sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you (Funny Quotes) The human brain is a funny thing: it’s very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential (Funny Quotes) We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on? (Funny Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier (Funny Quotes) The world is changing. Social media is a way to sell movies and to build a fan base. The truth is that you have followers because they know you are into it and you’re funny and you like it. I think it’s great (Funny Quotes) It’s harder when people are playing along, because it’s just not as funny. They’re trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke (Funny Quotes) To my friends and people I care about, I’m a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff (Funny Quotes) It’s funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with (Funny Quotes) My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans (Funny Quotes) I never intended to make a living from music. That’s the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist (Funny Quotes) I do subscribe to the maxim that generally comedy is like jazz. Either you get it or you don’t. You can’t learn it and you can’t be taught it. I don’t think that if you are not a funny person, you can fake it (Funny Quotes) I don’t want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn’t seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can’t take it (Funny Quotes) I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel (Funny Quotes) I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don’t, that’s funny to me. That’s why comedy ends up seeming cynical, because you’re talking about the gap between what people say and what they do (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny life. Either you don’t make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don’t have a moment to spend a penny of it (Funny Quotes) I don’t like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time (Funny Quotes) I’m probably not very funny. The scripts just don’t come in, or the ones that do aren’t that good. I suppose I’m just an old drama queen, really (Funny Quotes) Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day (Funny Quotes)

1 - 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 - 99