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Funny Quotes

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I’m 12 years old again. It’s really funny how it does that to me Picture Quote #1

In real life, bad things happen and they’re not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you’re unhappy you don’t go an entire time without laughing. You don’t go your whole life without laughing. It’s just life Picture Quote #1

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! Picture Quote #1

I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit Picture Quote #1

I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap Picture Quote #1

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people Picture Quote #1

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Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It’s using the energy Picture Quote #1

The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture Picture Quote #1

Films that rely on their cast to be funny are often episodic and feel like a series of loosely connected sketches rather than a satisfyingly structured script Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope to touch on all different genres and all different types of characters, which I think I’ve been lucky enough to do, so far Picture Quote #1

It’s so funny because you think you’re attracted to this bad boy. They do whatever they want, but you don’t really want that. You don’t want someone who’s out on a tour bus, sleeping around with different people and getting wasted Picture Quote #1

Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle Picture Quote #1

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As for jokes, I don’t think it’s necessarily that what I write is funny Picture Quote #1

Hate is funny. Love isn’t. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive Picture Quote #1

Wolves never look more funny than when they have lost the scent and scrabble to find it again: they hop in the air; they run in circles, they plow up the ground with their noses Picture Quote #1

A lot of people don’t think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious! Picture Quote #1

It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization Picture Quote #1

You know it’s funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor Picture Quote #1

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I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny Picture Quote #1

I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else Picture Quote #1

The real trick for me as a director is to make sure that people don’t start pushing because the harder you push as a perform the less funny it becomes Picture Quote #1

I think that if you’re serving yourself before you’re serving a story then that’s where you end up being not funny. It’s not about being funny, it’s about telling a story and then the comedy comes out of the situation, I think Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out Picture Quote #1

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Whenever you get a bunch of guys that are funny or think they’re funny, when you first meet, there’s always a lot of bits and it’s never, ever, ever funny. So basically you have to get through the awkwardness Picture Quote #1

I can’t draw a line between myself and stuff that I do. It’s funny, I don’t want to sound like it’s just about this, but really with everything I do, it’s hard for me to take myself out of it Picture Quote #1

I’m not a broad comedy guy. I’ve been funny in movies, but I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who’s sometimes funny Picture Quote #1

I like books that are funny, but that aren’t trying to be funny. I like situational humor Picture Quote #1

When you start explaining why something’s funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness Picture Quote #1

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key Picture Quote #1

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I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I’m 12 years old again. It’s really funny how it does that to me (Funny Quotes) In real life, bad things happen and they’re not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you’re unhappy you don’t go an entire time without laughing. You don’t go your whole life without laughing. It’s just life (Funny Quotes) I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! (Funny Quotes) I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit (Funny Quotes) I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap (Funny Quotes) Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people (Funny Quotes) Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It’s using the energy (Funny Quotes) The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture (Funny Quotes) Films that rely on their cast to be funny are often episodic and feel like a series of loosely connected sketches rather than a satisfyingly structured script (Funny Quotes) I don’t want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope to touch on all different genres and all different types of characters, which I think I’ve been lucky enough to do, so far (Funny Quotes) It’s so funny because you think you’re attracted to this bad boy. They do whatever they want, but you don’t really want that. You don’t want someone who’s out on a tour bus, sleeping around with different people and getting wasted (Funny Quotes) Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle (Funny Quotes) As for jokes, I don’t think it’s necessarily that what I write is funny (Funny Quotes) Hate is funny. Love isn’t. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive (Funny Quotes) Wolves never look more funny than when they have lost the scent and scrabble to find it again: they hop in the air; they run in circles, they plow up the ground with their noses (Funny Quotes) A lot of people don’t think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious! (Funny Quotes) It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization (Funny Quotes) You know it’s funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor (Funny Quotes) I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard (Funny Quotes) A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny (Funny Quotes) I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else (Funny Quotes) The real trick for me as a director is to make sure that people don’t start pushing because the harder you push as a perform the less funny it becomes (Funny Quotes) I think that if you’re serving yourself before you’re serving a story then that’s where you end up being not funny. It’s not about being funny, it’s about telling a story and then the comedy comes out of the situation, I think (Funny Quotes) Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out (Funny Quotes) Whenever you get a bunch of guys that are funny or think they’re funny, when you first meet, there’s always a lot of bits and it’s never, ever, ever funny. So basically you have to get through the awkwardness (Funny Quotes) I can’t draw a line between myself and stuff that I do. It’s funny, I don’t want to sound like it’s just about this, but really with everything I do, it’s hard for me to take myself out of it (Funny Quotes) I’m not a broad comedy guy. I’ve been funny in movies, but I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who’s sometimes funny (Funny Quotes) I like books that are funny, but that aren’t trying to be funny. I like situational humor (Funny Quotes) When you start explaining why something’s funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness (Funny Quotes) A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key (Funny Quotes)

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