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Funny Quotes

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it Picture Quote #1

The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer Picture Quote #1

The reading public isn’t born that doesn’t think foreigners are either funny or faintly sinister Picture Quote #1

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming Picture Quote #1

Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history Picture Quote #1

People often can’t separate, or can’t understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it’s a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there’s a deep anxiety going on Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny with jeans now, because if they don’t feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don’t have patience for them anymore! I think I’m becoming increasingly lazy Picture Quote #1

From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over Picture Quote #1

I’ve never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong Picture Quote #1

A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny Picture Quote #1

I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn’t really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly Picture Quote #1

I’m surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don’t have any problem telling me I’m acting like an idiot or I’m not that funny Picture Quote #1

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For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that Picture Quote #1

If you’re funny, if there’s something that makes you laugh, then every day’s going to be okay Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can’t begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else Picture Quote #1

Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family Picture Quote #1

I find, when you’re an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you Picture Quote #1

I’ve had an experience through music that has touched almost every part of me. It educated me in ways that I didn’t get educated in school. So we try to lay on a bit of that, through being funny, being serious, playing hard Picture Quote #1

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I know I can’t play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn’t work Picture Quote #1

What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen Picture Quote #1

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible Picture Quote #1

... and the funny thing was that people who weren’t entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves Picture Quote #1

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now Picture Quote #1

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Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it’s like a law of nature Picture Quote #1

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage Picture Quote #1

Whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn’t help the mind and isn’t it funny how you can ache just from the deadly drone of existence? Picture Quote #1

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny Picture Quote #1

Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and at slicing cucumbers very thin. She was a veritable wonder at pulling a splinter out of her foot Picture Quote #1

If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable Picture Quote #1

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it (Funny Quotes) The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer (Funny Quotes) The reading public isn’t born that doesn’t think foreigners are either funny or faintly sinister (Funny Quotes) If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming (Funny Quotes) Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history (Funny Quotes) People often can’t separate, or can’t understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it’s a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there’s a deep anxiety going on (Funny Quotes) It’s funny with jeans now, because if they don’t feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don’t have patience for them anymore! I think I’m becoming increasingly lazy (Funny Quotes) From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over (Funny Quotes) I’ve never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong (Funny Quotes) A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny (Funny Quotes) I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn’t really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly (Funny Quotes) I’m surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don’t have any problem telling me I’m acting like an idiot or I’m not that funny (Funny Quotes) For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that (Funny Quotes) If you’re funny, if there’s something that makes you laugh, then every day’s going to be okay (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can’t begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else (Funny Quotes) Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family (Funny Quotes) I find, when you’re an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you (Funny Quotes) I’ve had an experience through music that has touched almost every part of me. It educated me in ways that I didn’t get educated in school. So we try to lay on a bit of that, through being funny, being serious, playing hard (Funny Quotes) I know I can’t play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn’t work (Funny Quotes) What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen (Funny Quotes) It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible (Funny Quotes) ... and the funny thing was that people who weren’t entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves (Funny Quotes) If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now (Funny Quotes) Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it’s like a law of nature (Funny Quotes) I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage (Funny Quotes) Whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn’t help the mind and isn’t it funny how you can ache just from the deadly drone of existence? (Funny Quotes) You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny (Funny Quotes) Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and at slicing cucumbers very thin. She was a veritable wonder at pulling a splinter out of her foot (Funny Quotes) If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable (Funny Quotes)

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