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Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny if it weren’t for the cartoon figures being real guys (Funny Quotes)
Writing’s funny, it’s like walking down a hall in the dark looking for the light switch, and suddenly you find it, flip it on, and then you discover the hallway you passed through is papered with the novel you’ve written (Funny Quotes)
We are funny creatures. We don’t see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire (Funny Quotes)
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you’re sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers (Funny Quotes)
Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy (Funny Quotes)
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. Maybe that’s why humans find it so hard getting over love affairs. It’s not the pain they’re getting over, it’s the love (Funny Quotes)
The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can’t count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner’s. They’re funny like that (Funny Quotes)
And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you’ve said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it (Funny Quotes)
It was funny how dad was more honest in a book that anyone in the world could pick up and read than he could be talking to me. Or maybe it was sad. One or the other. Sometimes it’s hard to tell (Funny Quotes)
Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it (Funny Quotes)
And there’s a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it’s not CG, there’s something funny about it (Funny Quotes)
And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up (Funny Quotes)
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny (Funny Quotes)
At boarding school you had to wear your name across your chest and your back, and obviously I had a pretty funny name. It wasn’t Brown or Smith or Hughes (Funny Quotes)
At the end of the day it’s got to be a good movie, it’s got to be a funny movie, and it’s got to make people think, ‘Hey, I couldn’t have spent my time any better.’ (Funny Quotes)
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He’s got 30 years on stage... there’s no telling him what’s funny (Funny Quotes)
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar (Funny Quotes)
The funny thing about writing is that whether you’re doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That’s actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing (Funny Quotes)
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny, isn’t it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid (Funny Quotes)
Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny, don’t you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out (Funny Quotes)
It’s funny how a flame can only burn your hand if you move too slow, you can tease it all you want and it never gets you, if your quick enough (Funny Quotes)
Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure (Funny Quotes)
You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention (Funny Quotes)
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone (Funny Quotes)
It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful (Funny Quotes)
I’ve noticed that when people are joking they’re usually dead serious, and when they’re serious, they’re usually pretty funny (Funny Quotes)
Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does (Funny Quotes)