HOME POPULAR Love Life Inspiration Motivation Funny Friendship Family Faith Happy Hurt Sad Cute Success Wisdom ALL TOPICS Animals Art Attitude Beauty Business Birthdays Dreams Facts Fitness Food Forgiving Miss You Nature Peace Smile So True Sports Teenage Trust Movie TV Weddings More.. AUTHORS Einstein Plato Aristotle Twain Monroe Jefferson Wilde Carroll Confucius Hepburn Dalai Lama Lewis Lincoln Mandela Lao Tzu Ford More.. Affirmations Birthday Wishes
Follow On Pinterest
Advertisements

Funny Quotes

Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
1 - 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 - 99
Friendship Quotes Love Quotes Life Quotes Funny Quotes Motivational Quotes Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
It was funny to hear her voice aloud. Her thoughts and perceptions usually existed so deep inside her, they rarely made it to the surface without a deliberate effort  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how close the past is, sometimes. Sometimes it seems as if you could almost reach out and touch it. Only who really wants to?  (Funny Quotes) Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how someone’s perception of you can be formed without you even knowing it  (Funny Quotes) I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am  (Funny Quotes) It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny  (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny feeling, being suddenly airborne. Just as you realize it, it’s over, and you’re sinking  (Funny Quotes) I had a funny feeling as I saw the house disappear, as though I had written a poem and it was very good and I had lost it and would never remember it again  (Funny Quotes) It was funny, he reflected later, how one’s life could alter in an instant, how one minute everything could be a certain way, and the next it’s simply... not  (Funny Quotes) Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised?  (Funny Quotes) It’s much easier to write a solemn book than a funny book. It’s harder to make people laugh than it is to make them cry. People are always on the verge of tears  (Funny Quotes) Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar  (Funny Quotes) I don’t know why we insist on pain when pain is so often easy to eliminate. It’s funny the ways we try to punish ourselves when we feel we’ve committed some crime  (Funny Quotes) You can’t throw away years of your life because it makes a funny anecdote  (Funny Quotes) And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself  (Funny Quotes) Things like crowns had a troublesome effect on clever folk; it was best to leave all the reigning to the kind of people whose eyebrows met in the middle when they tried to think. In a funny sort of way, they were much better at it  (Funny Quotes) You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself  (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar  (Funny Quotes) Either I’m funny or the world’s funny. I don’t know which. The bottle and lid don’t fit. It could be the bottle’s fault or the lid’s fault. In either case, there’s no denying that the fit is bad  (Funny Quotes) He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There’s nothing quite as funny as someone else’s misery  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places  (Funny Quotes) I don’t just randomly kill people... I kill people when it’s funny  (Funny Quotes) There isn’t so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I’d spent the rest of it being afraid of everything  (Funny Quotes) It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke  (Funny Quotes) You’re funny, and you’re smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually  (Funny Quotes) Because to me, there is no logic of any kind behind misogyny. Therefore, it’s funny, because it’s so completely random to me. It’s senseless  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I’m not going to put any labels on the sections  (Funny Quotes) It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell  (Funny Quotes)
1 - 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 - 99