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Funny Quotes

The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it’s because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it’s just a fantasy and there’s nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it Picture Quote #1

It’s not about trying to be funny all the time. It’s more of a document that hopefully is funny Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, the music that I’m writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we’ve ever done. The music that I’m thinking about putting on our next album Picture Quote #1

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that’s what you expect to gain Picture Quote #1

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she’s real funny, but lately it’s all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. and that ain’t funny. No giggles there Picture Quote #1

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would Picture Quote #1

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I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families Picture Quote #1

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart Picture Quote #1

You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck Picture Quote #1

Well, you know, I feel like it’s about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre Picture Quote #1

I never thought I’d live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid Picture Quote #1

Since it’s based on my parents, it’s more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. and then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there’d be 800,000 people at that game, I think Picture Quote #1

When I started my program... There was a big clock in the corner and I looked and it said nine o’clock exactly. and it was funny, because when I was standing on the podium, it said exactly 10 p. M., and this whole hour had changed my life Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It’s like being backstage and hoping you don’t trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant Picture Quote #1

You know, stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there Picture Quote #1

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. and the funny thing is that you’re a salesman, and you don’t know that Picture Quote #1

What is this thing called love? This funny thing called love? Just who can solve this mystery? Why should it make a fool of me? Picture Quote #1

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I truly believe that when you’re funny, you’re blessed. Your whole life is kind of golden. I was happy, although it was not perfect happiness. There was illness and sadness and death Picture Quote #1

And identity is funny being yourself is funny as you are never yourself to yourself except as you remember yourself and then of course you do not believe yourself Picture Quote #1

If facts weren’t funny, or scary, or couldn’t make you rich, the heck with them Picture Quote #1

I’m funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me Picture Quote #1

It’s funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I’d get married Picture Quote #1

People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can’t do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funny faces but I can’t drive Picture Quote #1

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I’m actually way more funny now, because I’m hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different Picture Quote #1

Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny Picture Quote #1

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it Picture Quote #1

You amaze me. You’re 229 years old and that’s what you think is funny Picture Quote #1

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, I’m getting even... For me, being funny is the best revenge Picture Quote #1

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The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it’s because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it’s just a fantasy and there’s nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it (Funny Quotes) It’s not about trying to be funny all the time. It’s more of a document that hopefully is funny (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, the music that I’m writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we’ve ever done. The music that I’m thinking about putting on our next album (Funny Quotes) If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that’s what you expect to gain (Funny Quotes) Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she’s real funny, but lately it’s all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. and that ain’t funny. No giggles there (Funny Quotes) When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would (Funny Quotes) I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families (Funny Quotes) People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart (Funny Quotes) You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck (Funny Quotes) Well, you know, I feel like it’s about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre (Funny Quotes) I never thought I’d live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid (Funny Quotes) Since it’s based on my parents, it’s more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. and then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there’d be 800,000 people at that game, I think (Funny Quotes) When I started my program... There was a big clock in the corner and I looked and it said nine o’clock exactly. and it was funny, because when I was standing on the podium, it said exactly 10 p. M., and this whole hour had changed my life (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It’s like being backstage and hoping you don’t trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant (Funny Quotes) You know, stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there (Funny Quotes) The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. and the funny thing is that you’re a salesman, and you don’t know that (Funny Quotes) What is this thing called love? This funny thing called love? Just who can solve this mystery? Why should it make a fool of me? (Funny Quotes) I truly believe that when you’re funny, you’re blessed. Your whole life is kind of golden. I was happy, although it was not perfect happiness. There was illness and sadness and death (Funny Quotes) And identity is funny being yourself is funny as you are never yourself to yourself except as you remember yourself and then of course you do not believe yourself (Funny Quotes) If facts weren’t funny, or scary, or couldn’t make you rich, the heck with them (Funny Quotes) I’m funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me (Funny Quotes) It’s funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I’d get married (Funny Quotes) People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can’t do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funny faces but I can’t drive (Funny Quotes) I’m actually way more funny now, because I’m hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different (Funny Quotes) Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny (Funny Quotes) The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it (Funny Quotes) You amaze me. You’re 229 years old and that’s what you think is funny (Funny Quotes) People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, I’m getting even... For me, being funny is the best revenge (Funny Quotes)

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