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Funny Quotes

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It’s got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny Picture Quote #1

They’re great girls. They’re very funny, they’re very smart, they’re fun to be with. They’re very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they’re very confident girls Picture Quote #1

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets Picture Quote #1

But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie Picture Quote #1

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it’s a strange movie, I didn’t mind it, and it’s got some interesting things going on Picture Quote #1

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn’t think they were right for Airplane! Because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian Picture Quote #1

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Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters Picture Quote #1

Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny Picture Quote #1

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it’s funny what comes down the pike Picture Quote #1

Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America Picture Quote #1

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one Picture Quote #1

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy Picture Quote #1

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For some reason and I don’t know why, but I don’t think that I’m funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere Picture Quote #1

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can’t be funny by yourself Picture Quote #1

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you’re different in a society, you’re funny Picture Quote #1

I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest Picture Quote #1

I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record Picture Quote #1

I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it’s like in the end, there has to be confidence Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on Picture Quote #1

I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me Picture Quote #1

I do not like onions. It’s so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I’ll try it, I’ll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions Picture Quote #1

I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny Picture Quote #1

I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’ Picture Quote #1

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it Picture Quote #1

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I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It’s funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, ‘Okay, let’s experience that.’ You just have to just go with it because it’s rare Picture Quote #1

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be Picture Quote #1

I got to play with Nintendo’s Wii, yes it’s a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around Picture Quote #1

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking Picture Quote #1

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time Picture Quote #1

I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it’s a way of laughing at it and getting a release Picture Quote #1

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The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It’s got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny (Funny Quotes) They’re great girls. They’re very funny, they’re very smart, they’re fun to be with. They’re very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they’re very confident girls (Funny Quotes) This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets (Funny Quotes) But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie (Funny Quotes) But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it’s a strange movie, I didn’t mind it, and it’s got some interesting things going on (Funny Quotes) Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn’t think they were right for Airplane! Because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian (Funny Quotes) Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters (Funny Quotes) Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny (Funny Quotes) Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it’s funny what comes down the pike (Funny Quotes) Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America (Funny Quotes) During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one (Funny Quotes) For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy (Funny Quotes) For some reason and I don’t know why, but I don’t think that I’m funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere (Funny Quotes) Funny is only something that others know about you - you can’t be funny by yourself (Funny Quotes) Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you’re different in a society, you’re funny (Funny Quotes) I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest (Funny Quotes) I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record (Funny Quotes) I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it’s like in the end, there has to be confidence (Funny Quotes) I didn’t grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on (Funny Quotes) I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me (Funny Quotes) I do not like onions. It’s so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I’ll try it, I’ll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions (Funny Quotes) I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny (Funny Quotes) I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’ (Funny Quotes) I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it (Funny Quotes) I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It’s funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, ‘Okay, let’s experience that.’ You just have to just go with it because it’s rare (Funny Quotes) I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be (Funny Quotes) I got to play with Nintendo’s Wii, yes it’s a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around (Funny Quotes) I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking (Funny Quotes) I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time (Funny Quotes) I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it’s a way of laughing at it and getting a release (Funny Quotes)

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