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Funny Quotes

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can’t leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I’m that messed - up one in the family Picture Quote #1

You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre Picture Quote #1

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600’s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican Picture Quote #1

I still read the British papers, but I’ve never been a Royalist, ever. It’s funny, there always seems to be much more of a fascination with the Royal Family over here then there does in England Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, when you become an actor and you’re successful, they don’t want to talk about acting any more. ‘Hey let’s talk about that stuff you were fired from Picture Quote #1

In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I’ve never had in America Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you Picture Quote #1

I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they’re young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny Picture Quote #1

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood Picture Quote #1

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country Picture Quote #1

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer Picture Quote #1

I don’t need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk Picture Quote #1

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The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we’ve accomplished Picture Quote #1

Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all Picture Quote #1

It’s funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It’s just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14 Picture Quote #1

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny Picture Quote #1

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because the most sane women I’ve ever met are my mom and my grandmothers. I think you have to be incredibly sane and self-aware to function in relatively insane environments Picture Quote #1

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There’s nothing funny about, ‘Yeah, I took a First Class plane ticket and I went to some designer beach and made out with a Laotian slave girl.’ Who cares? Picture Quote #1

Nobody wants to know what I’m doing 24 hours a day, they’d be painfully bored, trust me. At the same time, if I’m doing something interesting or funny, I like being able to share that with my fans Picture Quote #1

The stage is a training ground and it’s where you learn what’s funny and what’s successful Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because sometimes one doesn’t actually consider these things for one’s self until one’s in a situation like this [press conferece] where one has to kind of think about it Picture Quote #1

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking Picture Quote #1

I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that’s pretty much what I’m doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies Picture Quote #1

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I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained Picture Quote #1

There’s good and bad in every arena. It’s funny, some people, the reason they’re in the underground is because they’re lazy and don’t make things happen for themselves Picture Quote #1

There are not that many people who know how to edit. It’s a funny tiny little obscure talent but it’s very special. You have to have the feeling of popular taste Picture Quote #1

I like comedy but I guess I don’t think [my art] is that funny, either. It’s too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right Picture Quote #1

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! Picture Quote #1

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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can’t leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I’m that messed - up one in the family (Funny Quotes) You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre (Funny Quotes) I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600’s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican (Funny Quotes) I still read the British papers, but I’ve never been a Royalist, ever. It’s funny, there always seems to be much more of a fascination with the Royal Family over here then there does in England (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, when you become an actor and you’re successful, they don’t want to talk about acting any more. ‘Hey let’s talk about that stuff you were fired from (Funny Quotes) In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I’ve never had in America (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you (Funny Quotes) I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they’re young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny (Funny Quotes) There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood (Funny Quotes) I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country (Funny Quotes) This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer (Funny Quotes) I don’t need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we’ve accomplished (Funny Quotes) Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all (Funny Quotes) It’s funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It’s just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14 (Funny Quotes) I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny (Funny Quotes) Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because the most sane women I’ve ever met are my mom and my grandmothers. I think you have to be incredibly sane and self-aware to function in relatively insane environments (Funny Quotes) There’s nothing funny about, ‘Yeah, I took a First Class plane ticket and I went to some designer beach and made out with a Laotian slave girl.’ Who cares? (Funny Quotes) Nobody wants to know what I’m doing 24 hours a day, they’d be painfully bored, trust me. At the same time, if I’m doing something interesting or funny, I like being able to share that with my fans (Funny Quotes) The stage is a training ground and it’s where you learn what’s funny and what’s successful (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because sometimes one doesn’t actually consider these things for one’s self until one’s in a situation like this [press conferece] where one has to kind of think about it (Funny Quotes) I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking (Funny Quotes) I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that’s pretty much what I’m doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies (Funny Quotes) I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained (Funny Quotes) There’s good and bad in every arena. It’s funny, some people, the reason they’re in the underground is because they’re lazy and don’t make things happen for themselves (Funny Quotes) There are not that many people who know how to edit. It’s a funny tiny little obscure talent but it’s very special. You have to have the feeling of popular taste (Funny Quotes) I like comedy but I guess I don’t think [my art] is that funny, either. It’s too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right (Funny Quotes) Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! (Funny Quotes)

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