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Funny Quotes

I watch women continuously. I want them to look beautiful, I am not interested in making them funny, but just beautiful. They have got to look marvelous to please their own men Picture Quote #1

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way Picture Quote #1

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you do know, in ‘Commando’ when I said ‘I lied’, I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I’ve never had a bad line Picture Quote #1

Everyone forgets that what’s fun about a romantic comedy is how these two people are going to fight with each other and how’s that going to be funny Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny when you put music up against picture, and all your preconceptions go away, and you start over. You just realize that that doesn’t work at all Picture Quote #1

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth Picture Quote #1

Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them Picture Quote #1

American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off Picture Quote #1

I actually don’t subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you’re trying to be funny and you’re not funny, that’s really terrible. It’s a horrible feeling Picture Quote #1

Who doesn’t love Game of Thrones? Sons of Anarchy is funny and thug-ish. I love Shameless. I just sit with my hat tipped, waiting for something to happen, more than going out after the shows Picture Quote #1

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The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can’t imagine a live-action film where he’s Principal Coulson and dealing with some of the pranks from these guys Picture Quote #1

I’m writing a political comedy that takes place in Canada in Quebec. It’s funny. Saying political comedy is a little redundant but it’s a first. I’ve never done any comedy per se Picture Quote #1

Because also, sometimes things that are really funny on the day, when you look at them in post can feel too broad, you know? Sometimes not, but it’s kind of weird how that can change Picture Quote #1

It’s so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you get the guys and gals in there, it’s pretty easy to make a funny movie Picture Quote #1

I’m not trying to be ridiculous or funny, but it was rather pleasant to find yourself in isolation, in solitary Picture Quote #1

I mean every character you totally, you know, the full fiber of the personality is kept in the film, and all of those little moments, all those funny little tidbits are all in there Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny, I worked with a lot of directors in the many years that I’ve been doing this, and generally when you hear a director yelling on set, everybody scatters in the other direction Picture Quote #1

I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me Picture Quote #1

Don’t try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny Picture Quote #1

I’m an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny Picture Quote #1

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I’m not sure why I can do that, but that’s as simple as I can put it Picture Quote #1

No matter what time of year it’s always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy Picture Quote #1

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way Picture Quote #1

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn’t be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning Picture Quote #1

I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy Picture Quote #1

Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they’re like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, but I think my stories - the good ones - they’re much smarter than I am Picture Quote #1

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I watch women continuously. I want them to look beautiful, I am not interested in making them funny, but just beautiful. They have got to look marvelous to please their own men (Funny Quotes) I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way (Funny Quotes) I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of (Funny Quotes) Sometimes you do know, in ‘Commando’ when I said ‘I lied’, I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I’ve never had a bad line (Funny Quotes) Everyone forgets that what’s fun about a romantic comedy is how these two people are going to fight with each other and how’s that going to be funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny when you put music up against picture, and all your preconceptions go away, and you start over. You just realize that that doesn’t work at all (Funny Quotes) Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth (Funny Quotes) Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them (Funny Quotes) American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off (Funny Quotes) I actually don’t subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you’re trying to be funny and you’re not funny, that’s really terrible. It’s a horrible feeling (Funny Quotes) Who doesn’t love Game of Thrones? Sons of Anarchy is funny and thug-ish. I love Shameless. I just sit with my hat tipped, waiting for something to happen, more than going out after the shows (Funny Quotes) The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can’t imagine a live-action film where he’s Principal Coulson and dealing with some of the pranks from these guys (Funny Quotes) I’m writing a political comedy that takes place in Canada in Quebec. It’s funny. Saying political comedy is a little redundant but it’s a first. I’ve never done any comedy per se (Funny Quotes) Because also, sometimes things that are really funny on the day, when you look at them in post can feel too broad, you know? Sometimes not, but it’s kind of weird how that can change (Funny Quotes) It’s so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you get the guys and gals in there, it’s pretty easy to make a funny movie (Funny Quotes) I’m not trying to be ridiculous or funny, but it was rather pleasant to find yourself in isolation, in solitary (Funny Quotes) I mean every character you totally, you know, the full fiber of the personality is kept in the film, and all of those little moments, all those funny little tidbits are all in there (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, I worked with a lot of directors in the many years that I’ve been doing this, and generally when you hear a director yelling on set, everybody scatters in the other direction (Funny Quotes) I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me (Funny Quotes) Don’t try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny (Funny Quotes) I’m an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny (Funny Quotes) As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I’m not sure why I can do that, but that’s as simple as I can put it (Funny Quotes) No matter what time of year it’s always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween (Funny Quotes) I’ve always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy (Funny Quotes) My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way (Funny Quotes) I do think I am funny, or I wouldn’t be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning (Funny Quotes) I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy (Funny Quotes) Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they’re like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, but I think my stories - the good ones - they’re much smarter than I am (Funny Quotes)

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