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Theres no mystery-the EMU Club is a hit! This is a fun, funny adventure that kids will love to read Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because looking back at my first contest, I was 15 and surfing the Haleiwa contest wearing this tiny bikini. I remember not even thinking twice about wearing it - I just thought it was normal Picture Quote #1

One of our jobs is to keep women working, which we do by keeping women coming to the movies. And doing that means making good, smart, often funny movies that women can identify with-with terrific dialogue we all remember and cherish, and stories that illuminate our lives and decisions and turning points Picture Quote #1

I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of love or whatever is not enough. Enough Said had that stuff, but I wanted it to be fun and funny while also grounded in reality Picture Quote #1

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I’d never make another comedy. You couldn’t pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn’t find a more bitter group of people! Picture Quote #1

I get a lot of responses to my movies. Some people say, ‘Oh, I thought it was really funny - I hope that’s okay!’ And my answer always is ‘Yes. It’s totally okay.’ Picture Quote #1

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The cultural mix that’s happened in the United States is wonderful! Funny enough, one of the most wonderful things about it is that there is no American race Picture Quote #1

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn’t afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? Picture Quote #1

I always hate telling my jokes in print ‘cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, ‘Oh, so that’s what that guy does in his stand-up? That’s terrible.’ Picture Quote #1

You can’t make Christ funny. He’s self-aware, he’s too flexible within the situation. It’s rigidity, it’s when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny Picture Quote #1

India is a place where one of the great pleasures for a foreigner is that you’re constantly surprised. Everywhere you look is something that is either funny, or very moving, but there is always so much that is so unexpected. That’s part of the reason why people who like it tend to love it Picture Quote #1

Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing Picture Quote #1

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I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV... Because why is humiliating people funny? Picture Quote #1

It sounds funny to say, but we saw [Kate’s wedding to Prince William] as just a family wedding. And actually, I didn’t realize - perhaps - the scale of it until afterwards. We all took on the roles as any family would Picture Quote #1

I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It’s funny the way the audience really seems to want me, Nick the actor, to exhibit the same machismo as Ron Swanson Picture Quote #1

Shakespeare - it’s not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it’s meant to be funny it’s not funny Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, I don’t even consider myself a rapper, I don’t consider myself a designer, or even an actor. I just like creating stuff and trying to make good work, whatever it is. I don’t care if it’s designing toothbrushes. It’s just making cool stuff to leave behind, that’s all it is, it’s nothing more Picture Quote #1

I feel funny saying this, I’m not really a shoe shopper. I’m not going to go out and buy hundreds of pairs of shoes. I’m much more thoughtful than [Carrie] is, which is also one of the treats of playing her all these years Picture Quote #1

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The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who, in the pilot for a TV series, did some weird thing with their eyes, or some speech impediment or something, and the next thing you know, it’s eight years later, and they’re still doing that freaking gag Picture Quote #1

We developed our own type of Igudesman and Joo electric violin, let’s say, and funny enough, the shape of it was developed by the head technician of Steinway. It’s actually an electric violin, which is made from the stick that holds up the piano lid Picture Quote #1

Tides is a rich, taut, suspenseful, and funny exploration of two worlds, selkie and human. It’s full of mystery but it’s also so fully imagined that a reader can jump right in. Betsy Cornwell is a terrific new talent with a boundless imagination Picture Quote #1

Sweetheart, darling, dearest, it was funny to think that these endearments, which used to sound exceedingly sentimental in movies and books, now held great importance, simple but true verbal affirmations of how they felt for each other. They were words only the heart could hear and understand, words that could impart entire pentameter sonnets in their few, short syllables Picture Quote #1

15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I’m imitating the mentally ill Picture Quote #1

Jenny Offill’s Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I’ve read before. If I tell you that it’s funny, and moving, and true; that it’s as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it? Picture Quote #1

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Dept. of Speculation is gorgeous, funny, a profound and profoundly moving work of art. Jenny Offill is a master of form and feeling, and she gets life on the page in new, startling ways Picture Quote #1

Life has many changes. Tomorrow it may rain, and it’s supposed to be sunshine, ‘cause it’s summertime. But God’s got a funny soul, he plays like Charlie Parker Picture Quote #1

When you’re fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp Picture Quote #1

Movies don’t look hard, but figuring it out, getting the shape of it, getting everybody’s character right and having it be funny, make sense and be romantic, it’s creating a puzzle. Yes, having been a writer for so long, I have an awareness of when things are going awry, but it doesn’t mean I know how to fix them Picture Quote #1

I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus Picture Quote #1

I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques Picture Quote #1

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Theres no mystery-the EMU Club is a hit! This is a fun, funny adventure that kids will love to read (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because looking back at my first contest, I was 15 and surfing the Haleiwa contest wearing this tiny bikini. I remember not even thinking twice about wearing it - I just thought it was normal (Funny Quotes) One of our jobs is to keep women working, which we do by keeping women coming to the movies. And doing that means making good, smart, often funny movies that women can identify with-with terrific dialogue we all remember and cherish, and stories that illuminate our lives and decisions and turning points (Funny Quotes) I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of love or whatever is not enough. Enough Said had that stuff, but I wanted it to be fun and funny while also grounded in reality (Funny Quotes) You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I’d never make another comedy. You couldn’t pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn’t find a more bitter group of people! (Funny Quotes) I get a lot of responses to my movies. Some people say, ‘Oh, I thought it was really funny - I hope that’s okay!’ And my answer always is ‘Yes. It’s totally okay.’ (Funny Quotes) The cultural mix that’s happened in the United States is wonderful! Funny enough, one of the most wonderful things about it is that there is no American race (Funny Quotes) My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn’t afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? (Funny Quotes) I always hate telling my jokes in print ‘cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, ‘Oh, so that’s what that guy does in his stand-up? That’s terrible.’ (Funny Quotes) You can’t make Christ funny. He’s self-aware, he’s too flexible within the situation. It’s rigidity, it’s when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny (Funny Quotes) India is a place where one of the great pleasures for a foreigner is that you’re constantly surprised. Everywhere you look is something that is either funny, or very moving, but there is always so much that is so unexpected. That’s part of the reason why people who like it tend to love it (Funny Quotes) Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing (Funny Quotes) I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV... Because why is humiliating people funny? (Funny Quotes) It sounds funny to say, but we saw [Kate’s wedding to Prince William] as just a family wedding. And actually, I didn’t realize - perhaps - the scale of it until afterwards. We all took on the roles as any family would (Funny Quotes) I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It’s funny the way the audience really seems to want me, Nick the actor, to exhibit the same machismo as Ron Swanson (Funny Quotes) Shakespeare - it’s not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it’s meant to be funny it’s not funny (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, I don’t even consider myself a rapper, I don’t consider myself a designer, or even an actor. I just like creating stuff and trying to make good work, whatever it is. I don’t care if it’s designing toothbrushes. It’s just making cool stuff to leave behind, that’s all it is, it’s nothing more (Funny Quotes) I feel funny saying this, I’m not really a shoe shopper. I’m not going to go out and buy hundreds of pairs of shoes. I’m much more thoughtful than [Carrie] is, which is also one of the treats of playing her all these years (Funny Quotes) The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who, in the pilot for a TV series, did some weird thing with their eyes, or some speech impediment or something, and the next thing you know, it’s eight years later, and they’re still doing that freaking gag (Funny Quotes) We developed our own type of Igudesman and Joo electric violin, let’s say, and funny enough, the shape of it was developed by the head technician of Steinway. It’s actually an electric violin, which is made from the stick that holds up the piano lid (Funny Quotes) Tides is a rich, taut, suspenseful, and funny exploration of two worlds, selkie and human. It’s full of mystery but it’s also so fully imagined that a reader can jump right in. Betsy Cornwell is a terrific new talent with a boundless imagination (Funny Quotes) Sweetheart, darling, dearest, it was funny to think that these endearments, which used to sound exceedingly sentimental in movies and books, now held great importance, simple but true verbal affirmations of how they felt for each other. They were words only the heart could hear and understand, words that could impart entire pentameter sonnets in their few, short syllables (Funny Quotes) 15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I’m imitating the mentally ill (Funny Quotes) Jenny Offill’s Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I’ve read before. If I tell you that it’s funny, and moving, and true; that it’s as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it? (Funny Quotes) Dept. of Speculation is gorgeous, funny, a profound and profoundly moving work of art. Jenny Offill is a master of form and feeling, and she gets life on the page in new, startling ways (Funny Quotes) Life has many changes. Tomorrow it may rain, and it’s supposed to be sunshine, ‘cause it’s summertime. But God’s got a funny soul, he plays like Charlie Parker (Funny Quotes) When you’re fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp (Funny Quotes) Movies don’t look hard, but figuring it out, getting the shape of it, getting everybody’s character right and having it be funny, make sense and be romantic, it’s creating a puzzle. Yes, having been a writer for so long, I have an awareness of when things are going awry, but it doesn’t mean I know how to fix them (Funny Quotes) I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus (Funny Quotes) I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques (Funny Quotes)

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