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Life is too short to waste time matching socks (Funny Quotes)
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie (Funny Quotes)
If no one comes from the future to stop you doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? (Funny Quotes)
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death (Funny Quotes)
For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate (Funny Quotes)
Every time i use the word "like" as a filler i hate myself a little bit more (Funny Quotes)
Happy endings are for pussies (Funny Quotes)
My girlfriend is getting so tired of my Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter (Funny Quotes)
Phone batteries last longer than relationships these days (Funny Quotes)
Bad things happen to good people because its funnier (Funny Quotes)
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog (Funny Quotes)
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate (Funny Quotes)
I feel like my ability to do my eyeliner the same on both eyes is reminiscent of a lot of things in my life. Close, but never quite right (Funny Quotes)
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong (Funny Quotes)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Funny Quotes)
I'll sleep when i'm dead (Funny Quotes)
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day (Funny Quotes)
You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang (Funny Quotes)
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry (Funny Quotes)
My life so far (Funny Quotes)
I'm always here for you as a living example of how things could be much worse (Funny Quotes)
Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes? (Funny Quotes)
Now kiss (Funny Quotes)
Memories. Some things can never be forgotten (Funny Quotes)
How babies will be born in the future (Funny Quotes)
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother (Funny Quotes)
The way to a man`s heart is through his chest (Funny Quotes)
No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep (Funny Quotes)
My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Funny Quotes)
I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee (Funny Quotes)