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Funny Quotes

Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They’re only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar Picture Quote #1

I am always acting, be at a party, at work or in office. My attitude changes from meeting to meeting, from being serious to intense to funny, depending on who is in the room Picture Quote #1

Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door Picture Quote #1

The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren’t very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves Picture Quote #1

I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh Picture Quote #1

I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny Picture Quote #1

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I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It’s not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human Picture Quote #1

Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted Picture Quote #1

I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it’s either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny Picture Quote #1

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, thats what you expect to gain Picture Quote #1

Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they’re completely dependent on you and there’s a third generation. It’s a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents Picture Quote #1

We adore babies because they’re so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why Picture Quote #1

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Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks Picture Quote #1

Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and Â- Oh, Hell Â- just gorgeously written! Picture Quote #1

My mom wasn’t so much such a great cook. But I don’t know, I think I have a very strong mother, and it’s funny, because both of my sisters - I have two sisters, and I’m the baby, but they all work hard. I’m not sure where I get it from, and I’m not sure where they get it from, but they must get it from somewhere... I like to work Picture Quote #1

The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren’t actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it’s funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it’s really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn’t hurt Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because ‘West Wing’ is similar to ‘Game of Thrones’ in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then Picture Quote #1

I started a novel right before ‘The Imitation Game,’ so it’s funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it Picture Quote #1

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When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn’t join it back together so great Picture Quote #1

I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is that my husband couldn’t be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He’s got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he’s around you, he’s such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans Picture Quote #1

My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes Picture Quote #1

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? Picture Quote #1

I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that’s what I find funny Picture Quote #1

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I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don’t think I’m believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them Picture Quote #1

Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does Picture Quote #1

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing, but I think he’s funny! Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all Picture Quote #1

Any man that has had a mother, has a sister, wants to be a father will find this [movie Bad Moms] incredibly eye opening and hysterical and funny Picture Quote #1

People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it’s funny. If it’s too dirty or wrong, they won’t laugh. But if it’s a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it Picture Quote #1

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Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They’re only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar. (Funny Quotes) I am always acting, be at a party, at work or in office. My attitude changes from meeting to meeting, from being serious to intense to funny, depending on who is in the room. (Funny Quotes) Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door. (Funny Quotes) The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren’t very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves. (Funny Quotes) I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. (Funny Quotes) I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny. (Funny Quotes) I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It’s not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human. (Funny Quotes) Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted. (Funny Quotes) I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it’s either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny. (Funny Quotes) If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, thats what you expect to gain. (Funny Quotes) Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they’re completely dependent on you and there’s a third generation. It’s a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents. (Funny Quotes) We adore babies because they’re so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks. (Funny Quotes) Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and Â- Oh, Hell Â- just gorgeously written! (Funny Quotes) My mom wasn’t so much such a great cook. But I don’t know, I think I have a very strong mother, and it’s funny, because both of my sisters - I have two sisters, and I’m the baby, but they all work hard. I’m not sure where I get it from, and I’m not sure where they get it from, but they must get it from somewhere... I like to work. (Funny Quotes) The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren’t actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it’s funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it’s really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn’t hurt. (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because ‘West Wing’ is similar to ‘Game of Thrones’ in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. (Funny Quotes) I started a novel right before ‘The Imitation Game,’ so it’s funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it. (Funny Quotes) When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn’t join it back together so great. (Funny Quotes) I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is that my husband couldn’t be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He’s got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he’s around you, he’s such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans. (Funny Quotes) My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes. (Funny Quotes) I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? (Funny Quotes) I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that’s what I find funny. (Funny Quotes) I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don’t think I’m believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them. (Funny Quotes) Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does. (Funny Quotes) From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing, but I think he’s funny! (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. (Funny Quotes) Any man that has had a mother, has a sister, wants to be a father will find this [movie Bad Moms] incredibly eye opening and hysterical and funny. (Funny Quotes) People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it’s funny. If it’s too dirty or wrong, they won’t laugh. But if it’s a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it. (Funny Quotes)

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