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Funny Relationship Quotes

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Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper  (Funny Relationship Quotes) No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Presence is more than just being there  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Guys be like.. baby u still mad?  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Relationship status: waiting for a miracle  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Changed your Facebook status. You're in a relationship with me  (Funny Relationship Quotes) When couples fight. How she sees it. How he sees it. How it really is  (Funny Relationship Quotes) No relationship. No emotions. Just sex. Praise the lord  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Every passing year our relationship gets better. But we’re divorced. Yes  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I was going to do that but then you told me to  (Funny Relationship Quotes) She wants to change your life, not your relationship status  (Funny Relationship Quotes) How relationships work. He does something stupid. She gets mad. He apologises. She does something stupid. He gets mad. She gets mad. He apologises  (Funny Relationship Quotes) How would you like me to turn your life into hell. Sorry, but I’m not ready for a relationship  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I feel I am ready to take our relationship to the previous level  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I think that a relationship has to be based on honesty and communication. If you were 25, that would be adorable, but you're 32, so that's just stupid  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Dis ma significant otter  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Girls in a relationship. Single girls  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy  (Funny Relationship Quotes) You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Women are cursed, and men are the proof  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from  (Funny Relationship Quotes) When you’re not in a relationship but you’re having relationship problems  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I always tell people it’s funny that they think I’m a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.  (Funny Relationship Quotes)
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