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Funny Relationship Quotes

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic Picture Quote #1

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache Picture Quote #1

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice Picture Quote #1

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays Picture Quote #1

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards Picture Quote #1

People change and forget to tell each other Picture Quote #1

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Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade Picture Quote #1

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery Picture Quote #1

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom Picture Quote #1

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you Picture Quote #1

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her Picture Quote #1

Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them Picture Quote #1

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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic (Funny Relationship Quotes) Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache (Funny Relationship Quotes) Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice (Funny Relationship Quotes) Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays (Funny Relationship Quotes) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards (Funny Relationship Quotes) People change and forget to tell each other (Funny Relationship Quotes) Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade (Funny Relationship Quotes) Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery (Funny Relationship Quotes) Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom (Funny Relationship Quotes) Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you (Funny Relationship Quotes) A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her (Funny Relationship Quotes) Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them (Funny Relationship Quotes)

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