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Funny Retirement Quotes

Who cares. I'm retired Picture Quote #1

I'm going to my happy place. Be back never Picture Quote #1

Gone to the beach. Be back never Picture Quote #1

Do it yourself I'm retired Picture Quote #1

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job Picture Quote #1

It is better to live rich than to die rich Picture Quote #1

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I’m retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I’m actually doing it Picture Quote #1

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off Picture Quote #1

It’s too many questions about what I’m going to do, why I’m retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same question, I don’t know, a thousand times Picture Quote #1

My retirement plan is to spend money on things that will significantly reduce my lifespan Picture Quote #1

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there Picture Quote #1

Something pretty... that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it Picture Quote #1

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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere Picture Quote #1

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet Picture Quote #1

There is this idea that appealing to youth is the only way forward. But that is no longer the case. Youth is not everything. Now we have all the baby-boomers in their 60s, like me, who are actively engaged in life - we’re not retiring, we’re not just being put out to grass once we hit 60 Picture Quote #1

Never get out of bed before noon Picture Quote #1

There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job Picture Quote #1

No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped Picture Quote #1

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For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things Picture Quote #1

Sanders was a friend of chickens Picture Quote #1

When I was younger, I thought about retiring Picture Quote #1

We need to tap the resource of current and retiring science and math professionals that have both content mastery and the practical experience to serve as effective teachers Picture Quote #1

Something pretty... that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it Picture Quote #1

For me retiring wasn’t hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make Picture Quote #1

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It’s too many questions about what I’m going to do, why I’m retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same question, I don’t know, a thousand times Picture Quote #1

There was no last animal I treated. When young farm lads started to help me over the gate into a field or a pigpen, to make sure the old fellow wouldn’t fall, I started to consider retiring Picture Quote #1

As long as I’m still able to have a hit on the radio and sell a few albums and some tickets, I don’t see that it would be worth retiring Picture Quote #1

Retiring was scary and it was tough to give up gymnastics, but so many great opportunities have come from it that I never expected Picture Quote #1

The only true retirement is that of the heart; the only true leisure is the repose of the passions. To such persons it makes little difference whether they are young or old; and they die as they have lived, with graceful resignation Picture Quote #1

The appearance and retirement of actors are the great events of the theatrical world; and their first performances fill the pit with conjecture and prognostication, as the first actions of a new monarch agitate nations with hope and fear Picture Quote #1

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Who cares. I'm retired (Funny Retirement Quotes) I'm going to my happy place. Be back never (Funny Retirement Quotes) Gone to the beach. Be back never (Funny Retirement Quotes) Do it yourself I'm retired (Funny Retirement Quotes) A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job (Funny Retirement Quotes) It is better to live rich than to die rich (Funny Retirement Quotes) I’m retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I’m actually doing it (Funny Retirement Quotes) The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off (Funny Retirement Quotes) It’s too many questions about what I’m going to do, why I’m retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same question, I don’t know, a thousand times. (Funny Retirement Quotes) My retirement plan is to spend money on things that will significantly reduce my lifespan (Funny Retirement Quotes) You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. (Funny Retirement Quotes) Something pretty... that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it. (Funny Retirement Quotes) I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. (Funny Retirement Quotes) I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet (Funny Retirement Quotes) There is this idea that appealing to youth is the only way forward. But that is no longer the case. Youth is not everything. Now we have all the baby-boomers in their 60s, like me, who are actively engaged in life - we’re not retiring, we’re not just being put out to grass once we hit 60 (Funny Retirement Quotes) Never get out of bed before noon (Funny Retirement Quotes) There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job (Funny Retirement Quotes) No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped (Funny Retirement Quotes) For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things (Funny Retirement Quotes) Sanders was a friend of chickens (Funny Retirement Quotes) When I was younger, I thought about retiring (Funny Retirement Quotes) We need to tap the resource of current and retiring science and math professionals that have both content mastery and the practical experience to serve as effective teachers (Funny Retirement Quotes) Something pretty... that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it (Funny Retirement Quotes) For me retiring wasn’t hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make (Funny Retirement Quotes) It’s too many questions about what I’m going to do, why I’m retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same question, I don’t know, a thousand times (Funny Retirement Quotes) There was no last animal I treated. When young farm lads started to help me over the gate into a field or a pigpen, to make sure the old fellow wouldn’t fall, I started to consider retiring (Funny Retirement Quotes) As long as I’m still able to have a hit on the radio and sell a few albums and some tickets, I don’t see that it would be worth retiring (Funny Retirement Quotes) Retiring was scary and it was tough to give up gymnastics, but so many great opportunities have come from it that I never expected (Funny Retirement Quotes) The only true retirement is that of the heart; the only true leisure is the repose of the passions. To such persons it makes little difference whether they are young or old; and they die as they have lived, with graceful resignation (Funny Retirement Quotes) The appearance and retirement of actors are the great events of the theatrical world; and their first performances fill the pit with conjecture and prognostication, as the first actions of a new monarch agitate nations with hope and fear (Funny Retirement Quotes)

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