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Funny Santa Quotes

Someone is on the naughty list Picture Quote #1
It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them Picture Quote #1
You're not the real Santa!! Picture Quote #1
Santa. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1
OMG! Santa! I know him!! Picture Quote #1
Works 1 day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you Picture Quote #1
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Santa... you got my letter!! Picture Quote #1
He see’s you when you’re sleeping Picture Quote #1
Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year Picture Quote #1
Dear Santa, I’m writing to tell you I’ve been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard Picture Quote #1
And when Santa squeezes his fat as down that chimney tonight... he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house Picture Quote #1
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas Picture Quote #1
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There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus Picture Quote #1
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Someone is on the naughty list  (Funny Santa Quotes) It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them  (Funny Santa Quotes) You're not the real Santa!!  (Funny Santa Quotes) Santa. Expectation. Reality  (Funny Santa Quotes) OMG! Santa! I know him!!  (Funny Santa Quotes) Works 1 day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you  (Funny Santa Quotes) Santa... you got my letter!!  (Funny Santa Quotes) He see’s you when you’re sleeping  (Funny Santa Quotes) Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year  (Funny Santa Quotes) Dear Santa, I’m writing to tell you I’ve been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard  (Funny Santa Quotes) And when Santa squeezes his fat as down that chimney tonight... he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house  (Funny Santa Quotes) If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas  (Funny Santa Quotes) There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus  (Funny Santa Quotes)