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Funny Sarcastic Quotes
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I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
Very funny my sarcastic friend (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)