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Funny Sayings Quotes

Saying women aren’t funny is now like saying Asians can’t drive or saying black people have bad credit. It’s just really, like, so obsolete Picture Quote #1

Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate Picture Quote #1

I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’ Picture Quote #1

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny Picture Quote #1

You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny Picture Quote #1

I’d love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, ‘You’re not funny!’ And I say, ‘Well, fair enough.’ I have done comedy on stage Picture Quote #1

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I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it’s because they recognize me, and they say nice things Picture Quote #1

When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I’m just saying something for effect. Or to be funny Picture Quote #1

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you’re saying to people Picture Quote #1

My knowledge of Vancouver and Canada was limited to what I knew about Bob and Doug McKenzie. I thought they were funny, talking out of the sides of their mouths and saying ‘eh’ and wearing toques Picture Quote #1

Saturday Night Live’ is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, ‘Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren’t I funny?’ - that just wasn’t my instinct Picture Quote #1

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Saying women aren’t funny is now like saying Asians can’t drive or saying black people have bad credit. It’s just really, like, so obsolete (Funny Sayings Quotes) Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate. (Funny Sayings Quotes) I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’ (Funny Sayings Quotes) If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny. (Funny Sayings Quotes) You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny. (Funny Sayings Quotes) I’d love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, ‘You’re not funny!’ And I say, ‘Well, fair enough.’ I have done comedy on stage. (Funny Sayings Quotes) I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer. (Funny Sayings Quotes) The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it’s because they recognize me, and they say nice things. (Funny Sayings Quotes) When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I’m just saying something for effect. Or to be funny. (Funny Sayings Quotes) To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you’re saying to people. (Funny Sayings Quotes) My knowledge of Vancouver and Canada was limited to what I knew about Bob and Doug McKenzie. I thought they were funny, talking out of the sides of their mouths and saying ‘eh’ and wearing toques. (Funny Sayings Quotes) Saturday Night Live’ is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, ‘Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren’t I funny?’ - that just wasn’t my instinct. (Funny Sayings Quotes)