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Funny Sex Quotes

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1

Naughty boy. Go to my room! Picture Quote #1

We did it 298 times! You kept count? You are such a loser. A loser you did it with 298 times! Picture Quote #1

Matching underwear and you shaved your legs? You’re having sex tonight Picture Quote #1

I’m sorry lady. I don’t want to have sex with you unless you want to have sex with me in that case yes I’ll have sex with you Picture Quote #1

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble Picture Quote #1

They rolled in the dirt... and they mated. Boy, that escalated quickly Picture Quote #1

In New Mexico, a man was arrested for buying a woman food so that she would have sex with him. The man has been charged with “dating” Picture Quote #1

Has sex dream. Gets rejected in it Picture Quote #1

Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired Picture Quote #1

You’re not a virgin? I can’t believe you cheated on me before we met Picture Quote #1

I’m a girl and I’m going to have sex with my bf. What do I do? Picture Quote #1

I licked it, so its mine Picture Quote #1

How to turn on a guy. How to turn on a girl Picture Quote #1

If you think I'm

I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex only with me Picture Quote #1

If a female ferret goes into heat and doesn’t mate she will die. Why isn’t Tinder loading? Picture Quote #1

Sleep with me? I wanna baby. Okay.... this is one of those times being grammatically correct is important Picture Quote #1

I need a hug or an orgasm or a hug and an orgasm. A hugasm Picture Quote #1

I’m the kinda guy that just needs to be slayin’ babes with my meat sword Picture Quote #1

That look you get when you’re caught having sex with a stuffed animal head Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time Picture Quote #1

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else Picture Quote #1

It’s true. I’ve been dating since I was 15. I’m exhausted. Where is he Picture Quote #1

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year Picture Quote #1

Let’s try having sex before we rush into dating Picture Quote #1

I just want you to be happy. And naked Picture Quote #1

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My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Funny Sex Quotes) Naughty boy. Go to my room! (Funny Sex Quotes) We did it 298 times! You kept count? You are such a loser. A loser you did it with 298 times! (Funny Sex Quotes) Matching underwear and you shaved your legs? You’re having sex tonight (Funny Sex Quotes) I’m sorry lady. I don’t want to have sex with you unless you want to have sex with me in that case yes I’ll have sex with you (Funny Sex Quotes) Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble (Funny Sex Quotes) They rolled in the dirt... and they mated. Boy, that escalated quickly (Funny Sex Quotes) In New Mexico, a man was arrested for buying a woman food so that she would have sex with him. The man has been charged with “dating” (Funny Sex Quotes) Has sex dream. Gets rejected in it (Funny Sex Quotes) Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired (Funny Sex Quotes) You’re not a virgin? I can’t believe you cheated on me before we met (Funny Sex Quotes) I’m a girl and I’m going to have sex with my bf. What do I do? (Funny Sex Quotes) I licked it, so its mine (Funny Sex Quotes) How to turn on a guy. How to turn on a girl (Funny Sex Quotes) If you think I'm "too big" for you, then I assume you don't have the proper equipment for the job anyway (Funny Sex Quotes) I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex only with me (Funny Sex Quotes) If a female ferret goes into heat and doesn’t mate she will die. Why isn’t Tinder loading? (Funny Sex Quotes) Sleep with me? I wanna baby. Okay.... this is one of those times being grammatically correct is important (Funny Sex Quotes) I need a hug or an orgasm or a hug and an orgasm. A hugasm (Funny Sex Quotes) I’m the kinda guy that just needs to be slayin’ babes with my meat sword (Funny Sex Quotes) That look you get when you’re caught having sex with a stuffed animal head (Funny Sex Quotes) Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time (Funny Sex Quotes) During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else (Funny Sex Quotes) It’s true. I’ve been dating since I was 15. I’m exhausted. Where is he (Funny Sex Quotes) I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year (Funny Sex Quotes) Let’s try having sex before we rush into dating (Funny Sex Quotes) I just want you to be happy. And naked (Funny Sex Quotes)

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