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Funny Single Quotes

When someone asks why I’m still single. I don’t know! I thought I was pretty awesome Picture Quote #1

When people ask me why I am single Picture Quote #1

Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married Picture Quote #1

Single. Taken. Depends on who's asking Picture Quote #1

Do not touch me Picture Quote #1

When I’m single. 10 seconds after getting a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

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I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge Picture Quote #1

Single. Taken. Building my empire Picture Quote #1

Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day Picture Quote #1

Instead of “Single” as a relationship status, I prefer “Independently owned and operated” Picture Quote #1

Meanwhile in my love life Picture Quote #1

Oh look! It’s a finished painting of the people who want to date you Picture Quote #1

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My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1

When I'm alone and order a pizza I yell

LOL, Bae caught me sleepin’ Picture Quote #1

Did you bring a date tonight? No. Thanks for pointing that out. Every day of my life Picture Quote #1

What’s the hardest part about breaking up with your girlfriend? You have to have to get one first Picture Quote #1

They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm a pretty bad fisherman. Picture Quote #1

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Consider yourself invited and a third wheel Picture Quote #1

I think, therefore I'm single Picture Quote #1

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged Picture Quote #1

My boyfriend's name is sleep, and I get some every night Picture Quote #1

Yes, i'm single Picture Quote #1

Gay? No. Single, yes Picture Quote #1

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Mine and Mine Picture Quote #1

You know you've been single way too long, when your favorite restaurant always saves this table for you Picture Quote #1

Over 68,000 single women starve to death each year Picture Quote #1

There are millions of fish in the sea.... but I'm a mermaid Picture Quote #1

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single, all the other days I know it for sure Picture Quote #1

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When someone asks why I’m still single. I don’t know! I thought I was pretty awesome (Funny Single Quotes) When people ask me why I am single (Funny Single Quotes) Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married (Funny Single Quotes) Single. Taken. Depends on who's asking (Funny Single Quotes) Do not touch me (Funny Single Quotes) When I’m single. 10 seconds after getting a girlfriend (Funny Single Quotes) I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge (Funny Single Quotes) Single. Taken. Building my empire (Funny Single Quotes) Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day (Funny Single Quotes) Instead of “Single” as a relationship status, I prefer “Independently owned and operated” (Funny Single Quotes) Meanwhile in my love life (Funny Single Quotes) Oh look! It’s a finished painting of the people who want to date you (Funny Single Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Funny Single Quotes) When I'm alone and order a pizza I yell "pizzas here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser (Funny Single Quotes) LOL, Bae caught me sleepin’ (Funny Single Quotes) Did you bring a date tonight? No. Thanks for pointing that out. Every day of my life (Funny Single Quotes) What’s the hardest part about breaking up with your girlfriend? You have to have to get one first (Funny Single Quotes) They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm a pretty bad fisherman. (Funny Single Quotes) Consider yourself invited and a third wheel (Funny Single Quotes) I think, therefore I'm single (Funny Single Quotes) I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged (Funny Single Quotes) My boyfriend's name is sleep, and I get some every night (Funny Single Quotes) Yes, i'm single (Funny Single Quotes) Gay? No. Single, yes (Funny Single Quotes) Mine and Mine (Funny Single Quotes) You know you've been single way too long, when your favorite restaurant always saves this table for you (Funny Single Quotes) Over 68,000 single women starve to death each year (Funny Single Quotes) There are millions of fish in the sea.... but I'm a mermaid (Funny Single Quotes) Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single, all the other days I know it for sure (Funny Single Quotes)

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