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Funny Sleep Quotes

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police Picture Quote #1
Who dares awaken me?!! Picture Quote #1
I'll sleep when i'm dead Picture Quote #1
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap Picture Quote #1
No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? Picture Quote #1
Why fall in love when you can just fall asleep? Picture Quote #1
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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more Picture Quote #1
Sleep? Who needs sleep Picture Quote #1
Naptime. 5 years old. College. I don’t wanna. Praise the Lord! Picture Quote #1
You have exactly three seconds to explain why you woke me Picture Quote #1
The biggest lie I tell myself... five more minutes Picture Quote #1
You sleep on the floor tonight human Picture Quote #1
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If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep Picture Quote #1
Wake me up when the hot guy gets here Picture Quote #1
Sleep is for people without access to the internet Picture Quote #1
My mom introducing me to people. This animal sleeps it’s whole life away Picture Quote #1
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great Picture Quote #1
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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Who dares awaken me?!!  (Funny Sleep Quotes) I'll sleep when i'm dead  (Funny Sleep Quotes) No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap  (Funny Sleep Quotes) No, I have not slept well... why do you ask?  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Why fall in love when you can just fall asleep?  (Funny Sleep Quotes) The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Sleep? Who needs sleep  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Naptime. 5 years old. College. I don’t wanna. Praise the Lord!  (Funny Sleep Quotes) You have exactly three seconds to explain why you woke me  (Funny Sleep Quotes) The biggest lie I tell myself... five more minutes  (Funny Sleep Quotes) You sleep on the floor tonight human  (Funny Sleep Quotes) If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Wake me up when the hot guy gets here  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Sleep is for people without access to the internet  (Funny Sleep Quotes) My mom introducing me to people. This animal sleeps it’s whole life away  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great  (Funny Sleep Quotes)