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Funny Swimming Quotes

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim Picture Quote #1

All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath Picture Quote #1

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is Picture Quote #1

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming Picture Quote #1

I love sailing and water sports; whether it’s water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean Picture Quote #1

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it Picture Quote #1

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Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely Picture Quote #1

Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool.’ Paul McCartney I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming Picture Quote #1

Swimming upstream in the music business is a hard thing to do Picture Quote #1

Water for me is so essential, like swimming Picture Quote #1

Swimming isn’t everything, winning is Picture Quote #1

Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball Picture Quote #1

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Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport. My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality Picture Quote #1

If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you Picture Quote #1

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is Picture Quote #1

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming Picture Quote #1

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is Picture Quote #1

I love sailing and water sports; whether it’s water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean Picture Quote #1

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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim (Funny Swimming Quotes) All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath (Funny Swimming Quotes) Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is. (Funny Swimming Quotes) If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. (Funny Swimming Quotes) I love sailing and water sports; whether it’s water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean. (Funny Swimming Quotes) The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it. (Funny Swimming Quotes) Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely (Funny Swimming Quotes) Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool.’ Paul McCartney I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming (Funny Swimming Quotes) Swimming upstream in the music business is a hard thing to do (Funny Swimming Quotes) Water for me is so essential, like swimming (Funny Swimming Quotes) Swimming isn’t everything, winning is (Funny Swimming Quotes) Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball (Funny Swimming Quotes) Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport. My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality (Funny Swimming Quotes) If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you (Funny Swimming Quotes) This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is (Funny Swimming Quotes) If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming (Funny Swimming Quotes) Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is (Funny Swimming Quotes) I love sailing and water sports; whether it’s water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean (Funny Swimming Quotes)