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Funny Teacher Quotes

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You is broke. You is tired. You is a teacher Picture Quote #1

Teacher: Why are you late? Me. Why are you so obsessed with me? Picture Quote #1

Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom Picture Quote #1

Sunday is a teacher's day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework and grade the rest of the papers Picture Quote #1

Did I really just call my teacher mom Picture Quote #1

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Teacher and the beginning of the school year. Teacher at the end of the school year Picture Quote #1

Teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch Picture Quote #1

This poor, poor kindergarten teacher. Mrs doody Picture Quote #1

My teacher says real beauty is on the inside. That's just something ugly people say Picture Quote #1

Math teacher... Why you never taught me this? Picture Quote #1

Drama teachers. Easy to spot Picture Quote #1

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That look you give your friend when your teacher says to pick a partner Picture Quote #1

Your best teacher is your last mistake Picture Quote #1

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils Picture Quote #1

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep Picture Quote #1

Saying “oh yeah, I get it” just so the teacher walks away Picture Quote #1

Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more Picture Quote #1

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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. ‘Bridesmaids’ is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as ‘Bad Teacher.’ Picture Quote #1

I remember my fourth grade teacher reading ‘Charlotte’s Web’ and ‘Stuart Little’ to us - both, of course, by E. B. White. His stories were genuinely funny, thought provoking and full of irony and charm. He didn’t condescend to his readers, which was why I liked his books, and why I wasn’t a big reader of other children’s’ books Picture Quote #1

It’s funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, ‘I’ll be good with a teenage daughter!’ Picture Quote #1

I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people Picture Quote #1

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Teachers be like "I'm just gonna wait 'til it's quiet" (Funny Teacher Quotes) You is broke. You is tired. You is a teacher (Funny Teacher Quotes) Teacher: Why are you late? Me. Why are you so obsessed with me? (Funny Teacher Quotes) Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom (Funny Teacher Quotes) Sunday is a teacher's day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework and grade the rest of the papers (Funny Teacher Quotes) Did I really just call my teacher mom (Funny Teacher Quotes) Teacher and the beginning of the school year. Teacher at the end of the school year (Funny Teacher Quotes) Teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch (Funny Teacher Quotes) This poor, poor kindergarten teacher. Mrs doody (Funny Teacher Quotes) My teacher says real beauty is on the inside. That's just something ugly people say (Funny Teacher Quotes) Math teacher... Why you never taught me this? (Funny Teacher Quotes) Drama teachers. Easy to spot (Funny Teacher Quotes) That look you give your friend when your teacher says to pick a partner (Funny Teacher Quotes) Your best teacher is your last mistake (Funny Teacher Quotes) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils (Funny Teacher Quotes) A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep (Funny Teacher Quotes) Saying “oh yeah, I get it” just so the teacher walks away (Funny Teacher Quotes) Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more (Funny Teacher Quotes) The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. ‘Bridesmaids’ is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as ‘Bad Teacher.’ (Funny Teacher Quotes) I remember my fourth grade teacher reading ‘Charlotte’s Web’ and ‘Stuart Little’ to us - both, of course, by E. B. White. His stories were genuinely funny, thought provoking and full of irony and charm. He didn’t condescend to his readers, which was why I liked his books, and why I wasn’t a big reader of other children’s’ books (Funny Teacher Quotes) It’s funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, ‘I’ll be good with a teenage daughter!’ (Funny Teacher Quotes) I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people (Funny Teacher Quotes)

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