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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Skinny Turkey tee's Picture Quote #1

This is me thinking about Thanksgiving Picture Quote #1

All right, where’s that turkey Picture Quote #1

Something’s up. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook Picture Quote #1

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year Picture Quote #1

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage Picture Quote #1

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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants Picture Quote #1

It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status Picture Quote #1

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land Picture Quote #1

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie Picture Quote #1

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’ Picture Quote #1

It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful ‘in general.’ It’s very strange. It’s a little like being married in general Picture Quote #1

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You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave Picture Quote #1

Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’ Picture Quote #1

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car Picture Quote #1

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving Picture Quote #1

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all Picture Quote #1

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak Picture Quote #1

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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese Picture Quote #1

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie Picture Quote #1

There is no sincerer love than the love of food Picture Quote #1

The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest Picture Quote #1

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable Picture Quote #1

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Skinny Turkey tee's (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) This is me thinking about Thanksgiving (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) All right, where’s that turkey (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Something’s up. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status. (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’ (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful ‘in general.’ It’s very strange. It’s a little like being married in general (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’ (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) There is no sincerer love than the love of food (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes) I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable (Funny Thanksgiving Quotes)

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