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Funny Thing Quotes

I’ve dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look Picture Quote #1

Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It’s just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can’t sit down and have dinner and enjoy another person’s company if you don’t have the same beliefs. It’s ridiculous Picture Quote #1

There’s lots of kinds of chains. You can’t see most of them, the one’s that bind folks together. But people build them, link by link. Sometimes the links are weak, snap like this one did. That’s another funny thing, now that I think of it. Sometimes when you mend a chain, the place where you fix it is strongest of all Picture Quote #1

At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you, and once in a while people may even take your breath away Picture Quote #1

Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories... they’re the same. In fact, no matter where you go in the world, there is only one important story: of youth, loss and yearning for redemption. So we tell the same story, over and over. Only the details are different Picture Quote #1

And do you know a funny thing? I’m almost fifty years old and I’ve never understood anything in my whole life Picture Quote #1

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It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you Picture Quote #1

Here’s the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn’t seem to stop Picture Quote #1

The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things... the trivial pleasure like cooking, one’s home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard Picture Quote #1

Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving Picture Quote #1

Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it Picture Quote #1

Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends Picture Quote #1

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That’s the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it Picture Quote #1

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through Picture Quote #1

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it Picture Quote #1

There’s something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That’s why there are not a lot of sad viral videos Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I’m the one who apparently receives the bruises... the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It’s a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I’d have been killed if I hadn’t been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don’t last long, because they can’t stand the treatment Picture Quote #1

$Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point of eternity in your mind, all while years melted down into the fraction of a second Picture Quote #1$

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The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller Picture Quote #1

Love is a funny thing, isn’t it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh Picture Quote #1

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end Picture Quote #1

All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they’re so punk because they have a purple mohawk Picture Quote #1

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you’ve got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down Picture Quote #1

It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the music. Or rather, I should say, when I am making music, there are no questions and no need for answers Picture Quote #1

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What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist that what they really care about, is the abstract qualities of life Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, I’m so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn’t Picture Quote #1

It is a funny thing what the brain will do with memories and how it will treasure them and finally bring them into odd juxtapositions with other things, as though it wanted to make a design, or get some meaning out of them, whether you want it or not, or even see it Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget that human being might read your words someday Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is most people don’t approach me because they are scared, and that’s fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you’re not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you’re scared of is really what you shouldn’t be scared of Picture Quote #1

You know, albums are a funny thing. They’re not like an intellectual decision. It’s a collection of your kind of musings Picture Quote #1

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I’ve dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look (Funny Thing Quotes) Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It’s just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can’t sit down and have dinner and enjoy another person’s company if you don’t have the same beliefs. It’s ridiculous (Funny Thing Quotes) There’s lots of kinds of chains. You can’t see most of them, the one’s that bind folks together. But people build them, link by link. Sometimes the links are weak, snap like this one did. That’s another funny thing, now that I think of it. Sometimes when you mend a chain, the place where you fix it is strongest of all (Funny Thing Quotes) At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you, and once in a while people may even take your breath away (Funny Thing Quotes) Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories... they’re the same. In fact, no matter where you go in the world, there is only one important story: of youth, loss and yearning for redemption. So we tell the same story, over and over. Only the details are different (Funny Thing Quotes) And do you know a funny thing? I’m almost fifty years old and I’ve never understood anything in my whole life (Funny Thing Quotes) It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you (Funny Thing Quotes) Here’s the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn’t seem to stop (Funny Thing Quotes) The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things... the trivial pleasure like cooking, one’s home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard (Funny Thing Quotes) Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving (Funny Thing Quotes) Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it (Funny Thing Quotes) Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends (Funny Thing Quotes) That’s the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it (Funny Thing Quotes) Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through (Funny Thing Quotes) Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it (Funny Thing Quotes) There’s something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That’s why there are not a lot of sad viral videos (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I’m the one who apparently receives the bruises... the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It’s a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I’d have been killed if I hadn’t been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don’t last long, because they can’t stand the treatment (Funny Thing Quotes) Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point of eternity in your mind, all while years melted down into the fraction of a second (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller (Funny Thing Quotes) Love is a funny thing, isn’t it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh (Funny Thing Quotes) Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end (Funny Thing Quotes) All the selling out talk is really overrated, the funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who thinks they’re so punk because they have a purple mohawk (Funny Thing Quotes) Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you’ve got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down (Funny Thing Quotes) It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the music. Or rather, I should say, when I am making music, there are no questions and no need for answers (Funny Thing Quotes) What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist that what they really care about, is the abstract qualities of life (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is, I’m so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn’t (Funny Thing Quotes) It is a funny thing what the brain will do with memories and how it will treasure them and finally bring them into odd juxtapositions with other things, as though it wanted to make a design, or get some meaning out of them, whether you want it or not, or even see it (Funny Thing Quotes) It’s a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget that human being might read your words someday (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is most people don’t approach me because they are scared, and that’s fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you’re not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you’re scared of is really what you shouldn’t be scared of (Funny Thing Quotes) You know, albums are a funny thing. They’re not like an intellectual decision. It’s a collection of your kind of musings (Funny Thing Quotes)

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