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Funny Thing Quotes

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, I don’t actually think of myself as fat at all. I don’t think I am. Not really Picture Quote #1

Death’s a funny thing. I used to think it was a big, sudden thing, like a huge owl that would swoop down out of the night and carry you off. I don’t anymore. I think it’s a slow thing. Like a thief who comes to your house day after day, taking a little thing here and a little thing there, and one day you walk round your house and there’s nothing there to keep you, nothing to make you want to stay. And then you lie down and shut up forever. Lots of little deaths until the last big one Picture Quote #1

Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game, stay alive and in the game, makes us do funny things. Things we can’t help. Things that make us hurt one another. We don’t even know why Picture Quote #1

That’s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it’s not really true. It’s like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart Picture Quote #1

I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it’s gotten big on me. I don’t know what it is. I’m so damned unhappy, I’m so mad, and I don’t know why. I feel like I’m putting on weight. I feel fat. I feel like I’m saving a lot of things, and I don’t know what. I might even start reading books Picture Quote #1

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Habits are funny things. What’s funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren’t going to get, got them! Picture Quote #1

If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I’ve done my superhero gig Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it’s because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it’s just a fantasy and there’s nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, the music that I’m writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we’ve ever done. The music that I’m thinking about putting on our next album Picture Quote #1

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that’s what you expect to gain Picture Quote #1

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. and the funny thing is that you’re a salesman, and you don’t know that Picture Quote #1

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What is this thing called love? This funny thing called love? Just who can solve this mystery? Why should it make a fool of me? Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it Picture Quote #1

Game design is a funny thing. There are people out there who are really good at it, but it’s not clear that they can teach it. It’s a very intuitive process. It’s an art Picture Quote #1

I think it’s one of those funny things - sometimes you’re not really friends with somebody until you’ve gotten into a good fight, and I think that’s the situation with Superman and Batman Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you Picture Quote #1

Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her Picture Quote #1

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Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere Picture Quote #1

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put Picture Quote #1

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that’s where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can’t give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you’ve got all these pictures to turn into metaphors Picture Quote #1

I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’ Picture Quote #1

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It’s a funny thing about me. I don’t have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungr Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you’re proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is I’m not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I’ve never had a husband Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is people won’t let me pay for things. I’ll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, ‘Oh no, it’s on the house.’ Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don’t really think about it as a regular person Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is that I’m the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who’s traveled with me. Normally, I’m in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! Picture Quote #1

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Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is, I don’t actually think of myself as fat at all. I don’t think I am. Not really (Funny Thing Quotes) Death’s a funny thing. I used to think it was a big, sudden thing, like a huge owl that would swoop down out of the night and carry you off. I don’t anymore. I think it’s a slow thing. Like a thief who comes to your house day after day, taking a little thing here and a little thing there, and one day you walk round your house and there’s nothing there to keep you, nothing to make you want to stay. And then you lie down and shut up forever. Lots of little deaths until the last big one (Funny Thing Quotes) Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game, stay alive and in the game, makes us do funny things. Things we can’t help. Things that make us hurt one another. We don’t even know why (Funny Thing Quotes) That’s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it’s not really true. It’s like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart (Funny Thing Quotes) I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it’s gotten big on me. I don’t know what it is. I’m so damned unhappy, I’m so mad, and I don’t know why. I feel like I’m putting on weight. I feel fat. I feel like I’m saving a lot of things, and I don’t know what. I might even start reading books (Funny Thing Quotes) Habits are funny things. What’s funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren’t going to get, got them! (Funny Thing Quotes) If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I’ve done my superhero gig (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it’s because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it’s just a fantasy and there’s nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is, the music that I’m writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we’ve ever done. The music that I’m thinking about putting on our next album (Funny Thing Quotes) If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that’s what you expect to gain (Funny Thing Quotes) The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. and the funny thing is that you’re a salesman, and you don’t know that (Funny Thing Quotes) What is this thing called love? This funny thing called love? Just who can solve this mystery? Why should it make a fool of me? (Funny Thing Quotes) It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it (Funny Thing Quotes) Game design is a funny thing. There are people out there who are really good at it, but it’s not clear that they can teach it. It’s a very intuitive process. It’s an art (Funny Thing Quotes) I think it’s one of those funny things - sometimes you’re not really friends with somebody until you’ve gotten into a good fight, and I think that’s the situation with Superman and Batman (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you (Funny Thing Quotes) Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her (Funny Thing Quotes) Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere (Funny Thing Quotes) But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put (Funny Thing Quotes) Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that’s where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen (Funny Thing Quotes) Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can’t give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you’ve got all these pictures to turn into metaphors (Funny Thing Quotes) I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’ (Funny Thing Quotes) It’s a funny thing about me. I don’t have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungr (Funny Thing Quotes) It’s a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you’re proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is I’m not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I’ve never had a husband (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is people won’t let me pay for things. I’ll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, ‘Oh no, it’s on the house.’ (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don’t really think about it as a regular person (Funny Thing Quotes) The funny thing is that I’m the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who’s traveled with me. Normally, I’m in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! (Funny Thing Quotes)

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