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You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd  (Funny Things Quotes) I’ve dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look  (Funny Things Quotes) The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things... the trivial pleasure like cooking, one’s home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard  (Funny Things Quotes) There’s something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed. That’s why there are not a lot of sad viral videos  (Funny Things Quotes) Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things  (Funny Things Quotes) Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end  (Funny Things Quotes) One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don’t see them  (Funny Things Quotes) The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don’t we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let’s laugh about it  (Funny Things Quotes) If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress  (Funny Things Quotes) I’m sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show  (Funny Things Quotes) My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices  (Funny Things Quotes) One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute  (Funny Things Quotes) Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history  (Funny Things Quotes) Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and at slicing cucumbers very thin. She was a veritable wonder at pulling a splinter out of her foot  (Funny Things Quotes) Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game, stay alive and in the game, makes us do funny things. Things we can’t help. Things that make us hurt one another. We don’t even know why  (Funny Things Quotes) Habits are funny things. What’s funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren’t going to get, got them!  (Funny Things Quotes) I think it’s one of those funny things - sometimes you’re not really friends with somebody until you’ve gotten into a good fight, and I think that’s the situation with Superman and Batman  (Funny Things Quotes) Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her  (Funny Things Quotes) Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere  (Funny Things Quotes) Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that’s where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen  (Funny Things Quotes) I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’  (Funny Things Quotes) The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London  (Funny Things Quotes) Writing about something specific, in my mind, was overwhelming, so I wrote about art because I love art and I know I can say a couple of funny things about art  (Funny Things Quotes) If you don’t do a lot of stupid things while you’re young, you won’t have funny things to talk about when you’re old  (Funny Things Quotes)
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