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Funny Wine Quotes

Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time Picture Quote #1

I drink coffee because i need it and wine because i deserve it Picture Quote #1

Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine Picture Quote #1

Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine Picture Quote #1

Say when. When Picture Quote #1

Drink wine. It isn’t good to keep things bottled up Picture Quote #1

Life is too short to drink cheap wine Picture Quote #1

A meal without wine is called breakfast Picture Quote #1

There’s a time and place for wine. In my hand... and now Picture Quote #1

Screw it Picture Quote #1

Please pardon my mood. I had too many grapes last night Picture Quote #1

The time for wine is now Picture Quote #1

All you need is love. But a little wine never hurt Picture Quote #1

I only drink wine when I’m alone or with others Picture Quote #1

If it can’t be fixed with wine, you’re not using enough Picture Quote #1

Bring wine Picture Quote #1

Step aside water, this is a job for wine Picture Quote #1

And now we wait Picture Quote #1

If there's no wine in heaven I'm not going Picture Quote #1

She asked me how I get it all done... Coffee and wine, sweetheart. Coffee and wine Picture Quote #1

Wine aerobics... and repeat Picture Quote #1

Jesus was here Picture Quote #1

I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait Picture Quote #1

Either give me more wine or leave me alone Picture Quote #1

A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy Picture Quote #1

Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares Picture Quote #1

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it Picture Quote #1

One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk Picture Quote #1

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food Picture Quote #1

I have finally drank enough wine to tolerate you... you can speak now Picture Quote #1

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Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time (Funny Wine Quotes) I drink coffee because i need it and wine because i deserve it (Funny Wine Quotes) Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine (Funny Wine Quotes) Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine (Funny Wine Quotes) Say when. When (Funny Wine Quotes) Drink wine. It isn’t good to keep things bottled up (Funny Wine Quotes) Life is too short to drink cheap wine (Funny Wine Quotes) A meal without wine is called breakfast (Funny Wine Quotes) There’s a time and place for wine. In my hand... and now (Funny Wine Quotes) Screw it (Funny Wine Quotes) Please pardon my mood. I had too many grapes last night (Funny Wine Quotes) The time for wine is now (Funny Wine Quotes) All you need is love. But a little wine never hurt (Funny Wine Quotes) I only drink wine when I’m alone or with others (Funny Wine Quotes) If it can’t be fixed with wine, you’re not using enough (Funny Wine Quotes) Bring wine (Funny Wine Quotes) Step aside water, this is a job for wine (Funny Wine Quotes) And now we wait (Funny Wine Quotes) If there's no wine in heaven I'm not going (Funny Wine Quotes) She asked me how I get it all done... Coffee and wine, sweetheart. Coffee and wine (Funny Wine Quotes) Wine aerobics... and repeat (Funny Wine Quotes) Jesus was here (Funny Wine Quotes) I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait (Funny Wine Quotes) Either give me more wine or leave me alone (Funny Wine Quotes) A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy (Funny Wine Quotes) Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares (Funny Wine Quotes) Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it (Funny Wine Quotes) One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk. (Funny Wine Quotes) I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food (Funny Wine Quotes) I have finally drank enough wine to tolerate you... you can speak now (Funny Wine Quotes)

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