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Funny Work Quotes

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative Picture Quote #1

It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work Picture Quote #1

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it Picture Quote #1

If I died and went to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore Picture Quote #1

You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor Picture Quote #1

Someone should invent an alarm clock that automatically reports you sick when you’ve pressed 3 times Picture Quote #1

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I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying Picture Quote #1

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important Picture Quote #1

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow Picture Quote #1

People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live Picture Quote #1

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices Picture Quote #1

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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative (Funny Work Quotes) It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work (Funny Work Quotes) If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it (Funny Work Quotes) If I died and went to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore (Funny Work Quotes) You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor (Funny Work Quotes) Someone should invent an alarm clock that automatically reports you sick when you’ve pressed 3 times (Funny Work Quotes) I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying (Funny Work Quotes) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important (Funny Work Quotes) Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow (Funny Work Quotes) People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live (Funny Work Quotes) My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices (Funny Work Quotes)

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