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Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American Picture Quote #1

For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title Picture Quote #1

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me Picture Quote #1

I know enough football to know that’s funny! Picture Quote #1

We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives Picture Quote #1

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake Picture Quote #1

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You can’t be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos Picture Quote #1

The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it’s really comfortable to drive and it’s real techy inside. You look at the screen and it’s blue and you’ve got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital Picture Quote #1

I started riding the whole ‘fluffy’ train, and it’s a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl ‘fat,’ yo, she’ll raise hell, but if you say, ‘Aw girl, look at you, you’re fluffy,’ there’s almost a sexy appeal to it Picture Quote #1

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don’t talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble Picture Quote #1

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you Picture Quote #1

In the beginning, yes. I didn’t like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy Picture Quote #1

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You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream Picture Quote #1

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time Picture Quote #1

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that’s not a pun about my size Picture Quote #1

I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking Picture Quote #1

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense? Picture Quote #1

And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know what I am saying Picture Quote #1

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I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it’s a long story. I have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! I liked The Little Mermaid. It’s a cool movie. It’s one of those I watch over and over again Picture Quote #1

I think when we stop putting labels and start worrying more about the performance, that’s when you’re able to cross over and make yourself a household name and go everywhere Picture Quote #1

I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds Picture Quote #1

I’m not on a diet. And it’s funny cause people go ‘Well, then why do you drink diet soda?’ So I can eat regular cake Picture Quote #1

Well, like I said, there’s no reason everyone can’t have a piece of the pie, even if there’s a gordo there eating most of it Picture Quote #1

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day Picture Quote #1

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I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage. People know when it’s fake Picture Quote #1

I eat a lot of junk food, because that’s what’s usually available at 1:00am when I’m all done working Picture Quote #1

Social media has definitely changed the game for me. I am able to connect to my fans on twitter and interact with them, daily. YouTube has been a game changer as well - people around the world have been exposed to my comedy through my YouTube channel Picture Quote #1

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it Picture Quote #1

When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry Picture Quote #1

[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It’s just that I’m a dreamer, but I’m following through with it. I believe anyone can do it as long as they focus and have a game plan Picture Quote #1

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I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I know enough football to know that’s funny! (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) You can’t be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it’s really comfortable to drive and it’s real techy inside. You look at the screen and it’s blue and you’ve got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I started riding the whole ‘fluffy’ train, and it’s a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl ‘fat,’ yo, she’ll raise hell, but if you say, ‘Aw girl, look at you, you’re fluffy,’ there’s almost a sexy appeal to it (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don’t talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) In the beginning, yes. I didn’t like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that’s not a pun about my size. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense? (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know what I am saying. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it’s a long story. I have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! I liked The Little Mermaid. It’s a cool movie. It’s one of those I watch over and over again. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I think when we stop putting labels and start worrying more about the performance, that’s when you’re able to cross over and make yourself a household name and go everywhere. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m not on a diet. And it’s funny cause people go ‘Well, then why do you drink diet soda?’ So I can eat regular cake. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Well, like I said, there’s no reason everyone can’t have a piece of the pie, even if there’s a gordo there eating most of it. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage. People know when it’s fake. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I eat a lot of junk food, because that’s what’s usually available at 1:00am when I’m all done working. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Social media has definitely changed the game for me. I am able to connect to my fans on twitter and interact with them, daily. YouTube has been a game changer as well - people around the world have been exposed to my comedy through my YouTube channel (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) [ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It’s just that I’m a dreamer, but I’m following through with it. I believe anyone can do it as long as they focus and have a game plan. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes)

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