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Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American Picture Quote #1
You can’t be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos Picture Quote #1
I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake Picture Quote #1
We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives Picture Quote #1
I know enough football to know that’s funny! Picture Quote #1
Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me Picture Quote #1
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For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title Picture Quote #1
You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream Picture Quote #1
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that’s not a pun about my size Picture Quote #1
I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds Picture Quote #1
Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years Picture Quote #1
Comedy is my passion. I’m going to do this until I drop Picture Quote #1
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I know what it’s like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it Picture Quote #1
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I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) You can’t be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives.  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I know enough football to know that’s funny!  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that’s not a pun about my size.  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Comedy is my passion. I’m going to do this until I drop  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I know what it’s like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it  (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes)