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Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining Picture Quote #1

At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we’re talking about it, so it was a good call Picture Quote #1

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don’t carry guns, we carry cookies Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian who happens to be Latino. What’s the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo Picture Quote #1

I’m all about showing people that I’m a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won’t grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, ‘Life is great.’ Picture Quote #1

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I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I’ll go for it Picture Quote #1

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That’s the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed Picture Quote #1

I’m a big guy, but I’m really simple with the food. I’ll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets Picture Quote #1

I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, ‘Oh, it’s fake.’ But it’s not about whether the guy wins or loses, it’s about how he entertains you the whole time you’re watching Picture Quote #1

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I’m kind of jaded on everyone else Picture Quote #1

Being on TV sucks. It’s a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I’m a control freak. When I’m doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is my passion. I’m going to do this until I drop Picture Quote #1

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years Picture Quote #1

I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds Picture Quote #1

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don’t work out in life, they work out on stage Picture Quote #1

I know what it’s like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it Picture Quote #1

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You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that’s all I’ve ever done Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to die tomorrow knowing I could’ve had a piece of cake tonight Picture Quote #1

I never go perform somewhere alone. I’ve done that since day one. I’ve always taken other comics with me Picture Quote #1

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it’s for a check. It’s not what I want to do. Comedy’s my thing. Stand up’s my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake Picture Quote #1

It’s because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say Picture Quote #1

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part Picture Quote #1

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I just know you can not be on top forever. There’s always going to be the next guy, and if I’m going to go down, I’d like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can’t prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship Picture Quote #1

Believe it or not, I’ve got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I’m done. I’m not a guy that puts away 10 burgers Picture Quote #1

I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage. People know when it’s fake Picture Quote #1

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it Picture Quote #1

I want to get so famous that I don’t have to wake up in the morning. It’ll probably never happen Picture Quote #1

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I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we’re talking about it, so it was a good call. (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don’t carry guns, we carry cookies (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m a comedian who happens to be Latino. What’s the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m all about showing people that I’m a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won’t grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, ‘Life is great.’ (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I’ll go for it (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That’s the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m a big guy, but I’m really simple with the food. I’ll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, ‘Oh, it’s fake.’ But it’s not about whether the guy wins or loses, it’s about how he entertains you the whole time you’re watching (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I’m kind of jaded on everyone else (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Being on TV sucks. It’s a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I’m a control freak. When I’m doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It’s global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only had a scene for 15 years (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Comedy is my passion. I’m going to do this until I drop (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don’t work out in life, they work out on stage (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I know what it’s like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that’s all I’ve ever done (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I don’t want to die tomorrow knowing I could’ve had a piece of cake tonight (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I never go perform somewhere alone. I’ve done that since day one. I’ve always taken other comics with me (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it’s for a check. It’s not what I want to do. Comedy’s my thing. Stand up’s my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) It’s because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I just know you can not be on top forever. There’s always going to be the next guy, and if I’m going to go down, I’d like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can’t prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Believe it or not, I’ve got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I’m done. I’m not a guy that puts away 10 burgers (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage. People know when it’s fake (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes) I want to get so famous that I don’t have to wake up in the morning. It’ll probably never happen (Gabriel Iglesias Quotes)

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