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Gag Quotes

In the end, everything is a gag Picture Quote #1

Gag me with a spoon! Picture Quote #1

I do not favor the gag order Picture Quote #1

Don’t gag people with welfare, they’ll never make an effort Picture Quote #1

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer Picture Quote #1

Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes you have to gag on fancy before you can appreciate plain Picture Quote #1

I’m not good at narrative; I’m really a gag writer, and that comes from being in the newspaper comic strip world for a while in college. What I do is I just write tons of jokes, then I sort them out in terms of quality and then pick the best of the jokes and then try to form them into a plot. If I get a good theme going, I feel lucky Picture Quote #1

The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who, in the pilot for a TV series, did some weird thing with their eyes, or some speech impediment or something, and the next thing you know, it’s eight years later, and they’re still doing that freaking gag Picture Quote #1

Nobody gets any fun out of baseball any more. I guess a kid’s crazy not to be serious about it when he’s drawing down $20,000 or $30,000 a year, and any smart-aleck gag you try may be your last. But what’s life without a laugh? Picture Quote #1

Being a talented artist is good, it’s nice, but it’s not the most important thing. I think being a good storyteller, having a good idea, a good gag, is probably more important than being a great artist Picture Quote #1

I won’t stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle this mouth Picture Quote #1

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I am interested in shows that are not out-and-out gag fests: you see the truth of a broken heart behind them. That is what life is like: it’s really funny, you see funny things as soon as you step out of the room, but underneath that is a whole bag of broken hearts. It’s that real pain and that real hilarity that makes life so intriguing Picture Quote #1

When I eat cilantro, it’s like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there’s only a little piece. I like Mexican food, and I’ll go out to a Mexican restaurant and tell them, ‘Look, I will die if you get cilantro in my food.’ Then there’s always that one little piece that falls in, and I gag Picture Quote #1

Don’t look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes Picture Quote #1

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it Picture Quote #1

Kentucky Gag Order is a great band, there’s stuff here and there that you catch that is cool Picture Quote #1

To my family and friends, I’m very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn’t need to find that gag in a line Picture Quote #1

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My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh Picture Quote #1

Broccoli, when overboiled, produces a sulfuric stench that causes children to gag the instant they enter the house Picture Quote #1

The gag rule is, is that if any program receiving United States funding for Family Planning cannot mention, cannot speak the word abortion in the Third World Picture Quote #1

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming Picture Quote #1

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, ‘The property ladder is now a snake’ and get a real laugh Picture Quote #1

I read every book about Buster Keaton and Chaplin to see how they worked - it’s all about dedication, tunnel vision, pursuit of perfection, getting the gag right Picture Quote #1

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There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag Picture Quote #1

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man’s conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains Picture Quote #1

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future Picture Quote #1

Every gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of truth.... now rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth Picture Quote #1

Enjoy your life. God gave us our bodies as a gift. (Granted, to some of us it's kind of a gag gift, but that's okay too.) Wear what you want, love who you want, and have fun Picture Quote #1

The famous Northern reticence, the tight gag of place and times: yes, yes. Of the 'wee six' I sing Where to be saved you only must save face and whatever you say, you say nothing Picture Quote #1

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In the end, everything is a gag (Gag Quotes) Gag me with a spoon! (Gag Quotes) I do not favor the gag order (Gag Quotes) Don’t gag people with welfare, they’ll never make an effort (Gag Quotes) I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer (Gag Quotes) Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag (Gag Quotes) Sometimes you have to gag on fancy before you can appreciate plain (Gag Quotes) I’m not good at narrative; I’m really a gag writer, and that comes from being in the newspaper comic strip world for a while in college. What I do is I just write tons of jokes, then I sort them out in terms of quality and then pick the best of the jokes and then try to form them into a plot. If I get a good theme going, I feel lucky. (Gag Quotes) The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who, in the pilot for a TV series, did some weird thing with their eyes, or some speech impediment or something, and the next thing you know, it’s eight years later, and they’re still doing that freaking gag (Gag Quotes) Nobody gets any fun out of baseball any more. I guess a kid’s crazy not to be serious about it when he’s drawing down $20,000 or $30,000 a year, and any smart-aleck gag you try may be your last. But what’s life without a laugh? (Gag Quotes) Being a talented artist is good, it’s nice, but it’s not the most important thing. I think being a good storyteller, having a good idea, a good gag, is probably more important than being a great artist. (Gag Quotes) I won’t stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle this mouth. (Gag Quotes) I am interested in shows that are not out-and-out gag fests: you see the truth of a broken heart behind them. That is what life is like: it’s really funny, you see funny things as soon as you step out of the room, but underneath that is a whole bag of broken hearts. It’s that real pain and that real hilarity that makes life so intriguing. (Gag Quotes) When I eat cilantro, it’s like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there’s only a little piece. I like Mexican food, and I’ll go out to a Mexican restaurant and tell them, ‘Look, I will die if you get cilantro in my food.’ Then there’s always that one little piece that falls in, and I gag. (Gag Quotes) Don’t look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes. (Gag Quotes) Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it (Gag Quotes) Kentucky Gag Order is a great band, there’s stuff here and there that you catch that is cool (Gag Quotes) To my family and friends, I’m very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn’t need to find that gag in a line. (Gag Quotes) My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh (Gag Quotes) Broccoli, when overboiled, produces a sulfuric stench that causes children to gag the instant they enter the house. (Gag Quotes) The gag rule is, is that if any program receiving United States funding for Family Planning cannot mention, cannot speak the word abortion in the Third World. (Gag Quotes) If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. (Gag Quotes) I go around the country and do a simple gag like, ‘The property ladder is now a snake’ and get a real laugh. (Gag Quotes) I read every book about Buster Keaton and Chaplin to see how they worked - it’s all about dedication, tunnel vision, pursuit of perfection, getting the gag right. (Gag Quotes) There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag. (Gag Quotes) I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man’s conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains (Gag Quotes) I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future (Gag Quotes) Every gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of truth.... now rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth (Gag Quotes) Enjoy your life. God gave us our bodies as a gift. (Granted, to some of us it's kind of a gag gift, but that's okay too.) Wear what you want, love who you want, and have fun (Gag Quotes) The famous Northern reticence, the tight gag of place and times: yes, yes. Of the 'wee six' I sing Where to be saved you only must save face and whatever you say, you say nothing (Gag Quotes)

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