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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I write on a laptop, so it’s impossible to count drafts anymore (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Give up your good ‘Christian’ life and follow Jesus (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don’t read books. (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Don’t worry about the past and don’t try to figure out the future (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I usually don’t work with other people; I do the whole show myself (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I loved feeling special. I hated feeling special (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
A book is a gift you can open again and again (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I want to resume the life of a shy person (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
When in doubt, look intelligent (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I’ve seen the truth, and it makes no sense (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I don’t want them to be told to remember me (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it! (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
It’s better to be burnished with use than rusty with principle (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Childhood is the small town everyone came from (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Bad things don’t happen to writers; it’s all material (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Every show is your last show. That’s my philosophy (Garrison Keillor Quotes)