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Garrison Keillor Quotes
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When you’re a little kid, your heart is open and tender and a harsh word can go straight in and become part of your life. (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Ronald Reagan, the President who never told bad news to the American people (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Men peak at age nineteen and go downhill (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Possessing the ideal makes a person nervous: you sense the inevitable decline just ahead (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Sing your song; don’t let the bastards get you down (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Sometimes you have to avoid mentioning things because people’s feelings are tender (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
You’re such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty dollar haircut on a fifty cent head (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
I'm not busy. A woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
Lake Wobegon, where smart doesn't count for so much. A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
If you can't trust a Methodist with absolute power to arrest people and not have to say why, then whom can you trust? (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, my home town, out on the edge of the prairie (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average (Garrison Keillor Quotes)
They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole (Garrison Keillor Quotes)