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Garry Shandling Quotes

It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside Picture Quote #1

Here’s the thing - I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for kids and I’m in there and I’m supposed to be kind of funny for kids Picture Quote #1

You know it’s funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it’s curious that they don’t do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don’t Picture Quote #1

I actually think I’m more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn’t pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. and I’ve done a lot of stuff. I don’t know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. and I’ll tell you, he wasn’t bad Picture Quote #1

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show Picture Quote #1

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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don’t know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: ‘I’m hot. I’m on fire. Me, me, me.’ You know. ‘Help me, put me out.’ Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit? Picture Quote #1

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn’t go out with Picture Quote #1

I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions Picture Quote #1

I think it’s one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there’s so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large Picture Quote #1

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders Picture Quote #1

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it’s another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me Picture Quote #1

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Nice guys finish first. If you don’t know that, then you don’t know where the finish line is Picture Quote #1

After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don’t think this was good for anybody Picture Quote #1

I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage Picture Quote #1

I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over Picture Quote #1

Nice guys finish first. If you don’t know that, then you don’t know where the finish line is Picture Quote #1

I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it Picture Quote #1

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I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how to ground myself without the other actor present Picture Quote #1

I like going into nature and that’s where I’m happiest Picture Quote #1

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn’t be able to survive Picture Quote #1

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name? Picture Quote #1

I’m not a party guy. I don’t carouse very much Picture Quote #1

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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know Picture Quote #1

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don’t do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It’s hard for me to have fun and I’m a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front Picture Quote #1

Which is, I’m an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship Picture Quote #1

First of all, I’m not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on Picture Quote #1

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead Picture Quote #1

I think I look great in green, and I’m going to start wearing more green Picture Quote #1

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It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside. (Garry Shandling Quotes) Here’s the thing - I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for kids and I’m in there and I’m supposed to be kind of funny for kids (Garry Shandling Quotes) You know it’s funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it’s curious that they don’t do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don’t (Garry Shandling Quotes) I actually think I’m more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn’t pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session (Garry Shandling Quotes) I’ve never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. and I’ve done a lot of stuff. I don’t know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. and I’ll tell you, he wasn’t bad (Garry Shandling Quotes) The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show (Garry Shandling Quotes) I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don’t know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: ‘I’m hot. I’m on fire. Me, me, me.’ You know. ‘Help me, put me out.’ Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit? (Garry Shandling Quotes) Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn’t go out with. (Garry Shandling Quotes) I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions. (Garry Shandling Quotes) I think it’s one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there’s so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large. (Garry Shandling Quotes) Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. (Garry Shandling Quotes) The comic strip is what I looked at, and it’s another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me. (Garry Shandling Quotes) Nice guys finish first. If you don’t know that, then you don’t know where the finish line is. (Garry Shandling Quotes) After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don’t think this was good for anybody. (Garry Shandling Quotes) I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage. (Garry Shandling Quotes) I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over (Garry Shandling Quotes) Nice guys finish first. If you don’t know that, then you don’t know where the finish line is (Garry Shandling Quotes) I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it (Garry Shandling Quotes) I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right (Garry Shandling Quotes) I don’t know how to ground myself without the other actor present (Garry Shandling Quotes) I like going into nature and that’s where I’m happiest (Garry Shandling Quotes) Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn’t be able to survive (Garry Shandling Quotes) Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name? (Garry Shandling Quotes) I’m not a party guy. I don’t carouse very much (Garry Shandling Quotes) I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know (Garry Shandling Quotes) I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don’t do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It’s hard for me to have fun and I’m a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front (Garry Shandling Quotes) Which is, I’m an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship (Garry Shandling Quotes) First of all, I’m not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on (Garry Shandling Quotes) I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead (Garry Shandling Quotes) I think I look great in green, and I’m going to start wearing more green (Garry Shandling Quotes)

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