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Gary Apple Quotes






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Life is short; to prove it, criminals sentenced to life get out in ten years (Gary Apple Quotes)
You may not know this, but I’m an impressionist. allow me to do my impression of a competent public speaker (Gary Apple Quotes)
I’m way overdue for a promotion. I’ve made so many lateral moves, I’m beside myself (Gary Apple Quotes)
I’m not the man I used to be, so why should I have to pay off his debts? (Gary Apple Quotes)
Can you believe the weather we are having? Cold, windy and damp... and I hear outdoors it’s even worse (Gary Apple Quotes)