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Gary Gulman Quotes

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent Picture Quote #1

I just can’t dance like no ones watching. I tried but it’s futile Picture Quote #1

Don’t go back over your life with a red pen Picture Quote #1

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself Picture Quote #1

Without my family, I’d be something Picture Quote #1

When you’re gay every party is a bad sweater party Picture Quote #1

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I think everything contributes to your creativity Picture Quote #1

I hate nickels; they’re quarter impersonators Picture Quote #1

With basketball, if a guy is having an off night you still can say he’s a good athlete. But with a comedian, you see them in front of the wrong audience - and they can look like complete amateurs. It’s remarkable Picture Quote #1

I really think I’m at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I’ve learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I’m doing onstage now Picture Quote #1

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I’m at the top of my game Picture Quote #1

I just always wonder if I’m too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that Picture Quote #1

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It’s a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny Picture Quote #1

I’ve always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy Picture Quote #1

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don’t make or break a career Picture Quote #1

Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it’s been done. I mean, that’s part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I’m not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run Picture Quote #1

There’s a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold Picture Quote #1

My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it’s like he’s spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier Picture Quote #1

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The other thing is that I’m a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That’s hard. Most people are like, ‘Well, you have all your hair and you’re tall, so why are you unhappy?’ That can be limiting Picture Quote #1

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It’s now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included Picture Quote #1

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian Picture Quote #1

I’ve always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy Picture Quote #1

If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you Picture Quote #1

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again Picture Quote #1

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I was born when my dad was 50... It’s weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We’d go to the movies, we’re both getting discounts Picture Quote #1

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you’re talented Picture Quote #1

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn’t there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda Picture Quote #1

I went to Boston College. It’s a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew Picture Quote #1

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian Picture Quote #1

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record Picture Quote #1

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I think everything is fair game to a certain extent (Gary Gulman Quotes) I just can’t dance like no ones watching. I tried but it’s futile (Gary Gulman Quotes) Don’t go back over your life with a red pen (Gary Gulman Quotes) Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself (Gary Gulman Quotes) Without my family, I’d be something (Gary Gulman Quotes) When you’re gay every party is a bad sweater party (Gary Gulman Quotes) I think everything contributes to your creativity (Gary Gulman Quotes) I hate nickels; they’re quarter impersonators (Gary Gulman Quotes) With basketball, if a guy is having an off night you still can say he’s a good athlete. But with a comedian, you see them in front of the wrong audience - and they can look like complete amateurs. It’s remarkable (Gary Gulman Quotes) I really think I’m at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I’ve learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I’m doing onstage now (Gary Gulman Quotes) I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I’m at the top of my game (Gary Gulman Quotes) I just always wonder if I’m too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that (Gary Gulman Quotes) It’s a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny (Gary Gulman Quotes) I’ve always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy (Gary Gulman Quotes) It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don’t make or break a career (Gary Gulman Quotes) Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it’s been done. I mean, that’s part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I’m not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run (Gary Gulman Quotes) There’s a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold (Gary Gulman Quotes) My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it’s like he’s spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier (Gary Gulman Quotes) The other thing is that I’m a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That’s hard. Most people are like, ‘Well, you have all your hair and you’re tall, so why are you unhappy?’ That can be limiting (Gary Gulman Quotes) The definition of the word nerd has changed. It’s now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included. (Gary Gulman Quotes) I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian. (Gary Gulman Quotes) I’ve always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy. (Gary Gulman Quotes) If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you. (Gary Gulman Quotes) Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again. (Gary Gulman Quotes) I was born when my dad was 50... It’s weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We’d go to the movies, we’re both getting discounts. (Gary Gulman Quotes) The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you’re talented (Gary Gulman Quotes) Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn’t there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda (Gary Gulman Quotes) I went to Boston College. It’s a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew (Gary Gulman Quotes) I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian (Gary Gulman Quotes) Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record (Gary Gulman Quotes)

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