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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account (Gas Quotes)
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station (Gas Quotes)
As the light began to fade, the architects lit the library's gas jets, which hissed like mildly perturbed cats (Gas Quotes)
The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created: Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon (Gas Quotes)
Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation (Gas Quotes)
I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man (Gas Quotes)
In the background is the hiss of the gas heater; we hear the sound without hearing it for, side by side, together and miles apart, we are deep in our books (Gas Quotes)
I would never want to live anywhere but Baltimore... It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. No one moves here (Gas Quotes)
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match (Gas Quotes)
An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match (Gas Quotes)
An invisible gas clouds his thoughts, exhaust from a bus left with its engine running in the middle of his brain (Gas Quotes)
Mental fight means thinking against the current, not with it. It is our business to puncture gas bags and discover the seeds of truth (Gas Quotes)
Working with my dad was such a gas. We approached the work in a similar way. We only made two films together when I was an adult, Tucker, and Blown Away, but it was so much fun to play with your parent like that (Gas Quotes)
God made man to go by motives, and he will not go without them, any more than a boat without steam or a balloon without gas (Gas Quotes)
No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined (Gas Quotes)
Factory farming is one of the biggest contributors to the most serious environmental problems. The meat industry causes more greenhouse gas emissions than all the cars, trucks, planes and ships in the world (Gas Quotes)
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone (Gas Quotes)
Afterward Larry felt as if he had been through a long pillow fight in which all the pillows had been treated with a low grade poison gas (Gas Quotes)
Take of London fog 30 parts; malaria 10 parts, gas leaks 20 parts, dewdrops gathered in a brickyard at sunrise 25 parts; odor of honeysuckle 15 parts. Mix. The mixture will give you an approximate conception of a Nashville drizzle (Gas Quotes)
The emigration of Jews from the Soviet Union is not an objective of American foreign policy. And if they put Jews into gas chambers in the Soviet Union, it is not an American concern. Maybe a humanitarian concern (Gas Quotes)
Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times (Gas Quotes)
As gas light is found to be the best nocturnal police, so the universe protects itself by pitiless publicity (Gas Quotes)
When you put gas in your car you are making a political statement, because you are supporting the empires that control and continue the destruction of some countries (Gas Quotes)
We had no electricity, no gas. Food was probably our greatest entertainment - the most fun thing that we could do was food (Gas Quotes)
I tried to commit suicide one day. It was a very Woody Allen type suicide. I turned on the gas and left all the windows open (Gas Quotes)
The ecosystem of our world is a closed system: it would run out of gas, collapse of its own weight (Gas Quotes)
Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic - that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed (Gas Quotes)
A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you’re not going anywhere (Gas Quotes)
I don’t get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script (Gas Quotes)
I don’t think anyone can speculate what will happen with respect to oil prices and gas prices because they are set on the global economy (Gas Quotes)