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George Burns Quotes

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed Picture Quote #1

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money Picture Quote #1

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope Picture Quote #1

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old Picture Quote #1

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday Picture Quote #1

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick Picture Quote #1

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Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size Picture Quote #1

I get a standing ovation just standing Picture Quote #1

George Burns was the father I never had Picture Quote #1

Young. Old. Just Words Picture Quote #1

George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved Picture Quote #1

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, george Burns, senior citizens Picture Quote #1

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Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman Picture Quote #1

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age Picture Quote #1

At my age flowers scare me Picture Quote #1

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth Picture Quote #1

it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate Picture Quote #1

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere Picture Quote #1

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Be quick to learn and wise to know Picture Quote #1

How can I die? I’m booked Picture Quote #1

It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere Picture Quote #1

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it Picture Quote #1

Life’s but a day at most Picture Quote #1

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink Picture Quote #1

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Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! Picture Quote #1

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman... or a bad woman Picture Quote #1

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything Picture Quote #1

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides Picture Quote #1

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living Picture Quote #1

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty Picture Quote #1

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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed (George Burns Quotes) I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money (George Burns Quotes) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope (George Burns Quotes) You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old (George Burns Quotes) I spent a year in that town, one Sunday (George Burns Quotes) When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick (George Burns Quotes) Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size (George Burns Quotes) I get a standing ovation just standing (George Burns Quotes) George Burns was the father I never had (George Burns Quotes) Young. Old. Just Words (George Burns Quotes) George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved (George Burns Quotes) My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, george Burns, senior citizens (George Burns Quotes) Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman. (George Burns Quotes) I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age (George Burns Quotes) At my age flowers scare me (George Burns Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (George Burns Quotes) it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate (George Burns Quotes) Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere (George Burns Quotes) Be quick to learn and wise to know (George Burns Quotes) How can I die? I’m booked (George Burns Quotes) It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere (George Burns Quotes) If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it (George Burns Quotes) Life’s but a day at most (George Burns Quotes) With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink (George Burns Quotes) Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! (George Burns Quotes) Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman... or a bad woman (George Burns Quotes) How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything (George Burns Quotes) The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides (George Burns Quotes) My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living (George Burns Quotes) I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty (George Burns Quotes)

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