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George Carlin Quotes
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The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind (George Carlin Quotes)
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. (George Carlin Quotes)
The planet isn’t going anywhere. We are. (George Carlin Quotes)
Most people are not particularly good at anything (George Carlin Quotes)
Religion is just mind control (George Carlin Quotes)
Electricity is really just organized lightning (George Carlin Quotes)
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity (George Carlin Quotes)
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things (George Carlin Quotes)
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time (George Carlin Quotes)
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans (George Carlin Quotes)
Always do whatever's next (George Carlin Quotes)
Atheism is a non-prophet organization (George Carlin Quotes)
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth (George Carlin Quotes)
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little (George Carlin Quotes)
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him (George Carlin Quotes)
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten (George Carlin Quotes)
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist (George Carlin Quotes)
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house (George Carlin Quotes)
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept (George Carlin Quotes)
The status quo sucks (George Carlin Quotes)
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the Moon howls (George Carlin Quotes)
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past (George Carlin Quotes)
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning (George Carlin Quotes)
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? (George Carlin Quotes)
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands (George Carlin Quotes)
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything (George Carlin Quotes)
It's never just a game when you're winning (George Carlin Quotes)
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free (George Carlin Quotes)
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius (George Carlin Quotes)
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror (George Carlin Quotes)