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George Carlin Quotes
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help (George Carlin Quotes)
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? (George Carlin Quotes)
Is there another word for synonym? (George Carlin Quotes)
The older you get, the better you realize you were (George Carlin Quotes)
I have this real moron thing I do? It’s called thinking (George Carlin Quotes)
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer (George Carlin Quotes)
All music is the blues. All of it (George Carlin Quotes)
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind (George Carlin Quotes)
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it (George Carlin Quotes)
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius (George Carlin Quotes)
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? (George Carlin Quotes)
If you can’t say something nice about a person, go ahead (George Carlin Quotes)
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it (George Carlin Quotes)
Cancer research is a growth industry (George Carlin Quotes)
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? (George Carlin Quotes)
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it (George Carlin Quotes)
If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor (George Carlin Quotes)
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is (George Carlin Quotes)
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter (George Carlin Quotes)
The future will soon be a thing of the past (George Carlin Quotes)
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been (George Carlin Quotes)
If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it! (George Carlin Quotes)
Hooray for most things! (George Carlin Quotes)
What was the best thing before sliced bread? (George Carlin Quotes)
Life is a zero sum game (George Carlin Quotes)
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch (George Carlin Quotes)
With humans it’s abortion, but with chickens it’s an omelet (George Carlin Quotes)
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? (George Carlin Quotes)
I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars (George Carlin Quotes)
An art thief is a man who takes pictures (George Carlin Quotes)