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George Gobel Quotes
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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago (George Gobel Quotes)
I have never been drunk, but I’ve often been overserved (George Gobel Quotes)
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye (George Gobel Quotes)
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage (George Gobel Quotes)
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice (George Gobel Quotes)
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved (George Gobel Quotes)
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar (George Gobel Quotes)
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one (George Gobel Quotes)
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? (George Gobel Quotes)
If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight (George Gobel Quotes)