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Getting paid for being laid, guess that’s the name of the game (Getting Laid Quotes)
Men get laid, but women get screwed (Getting Laid Quotes)
Now that I’m sober, I deserve to get laid (Getting Laid Quotes)
The reason you often get in comedy is because you’re not getting laid (Getting Laid Quotes)
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn’t get laid. (Getting Laid Quotes)
Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I’m so proud! (Getting Laid Quotes)
Y’ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it’s because all the coats are on the bed (Getting Laid Quotes)
Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.) (Getting Laid Quotes)
I got body lice in Germany! I’d tell you they were crabs, but I wasn’t getting laid (Getting Laid Quotes)
I’m laid back, I take my time, get the job done. Lebron is high flying, dunking, passing the ball well. He’s getting the job done, too. But we’re different. (Getting Laid Quotes)
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn’t identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music. They just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male (Getting Laid Quotes)
What I like about stand-up is, it’s truthful. I’m not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I’m up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier. (Getting Laid Quotes)
Don’t wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it’s not like you could get laid any less. (Getting Laid Quotes)
I’m a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You’ll get laid 10 times as much as that guy on the football team ‘cause he’s on steroids and he’s gonna get fat. (Getting Laid Quotes)
Never underestimate the power of telling a teenage boy he’s risking his chances of getting laid. Works almost every time. (Getting Laid Quotes)
As an adult, getting paid thousands of dollars a week to say, Aye, Sir. Course laid inis a seriously sweet gig, but when I was a teenager, it sucked. (Getting Laid Quotes)
Teens aren’t just interested in getting laid. I won’t believe that’s all they’re interested in. I have four younger sisters and they’re sick of being shown how they’re supposed to react in bed. (Getting Laid Quotes)
I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing. When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid (Getting Laid Quotes)
We don’t like mystery. You like mystery, ‘cause it’s not a mystery to you; you know when you’re gonna get laid (Getting Laid Quotes)
And I’m not getting laid! What am I doing wrong? (Getting Laid Quotes)
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now (Getting Laid Quotes)
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library (Getting Laid Quotes)
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! (Getting Laid Quotes)
I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders (Getting Laid Quotes)
I’m concerned my workouts have become tailored more to not dying than to getting laid (Getting Laid Quotes)
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I’ll ever come to getting laid again (Getting Laid Quotes)
Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results (Getting Laid Quotes)
Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous. That’s easy. It’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent (Getting Laid Quotes)
Writing isn’t about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it’s about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It’s about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy (Getting Laid Quotes)
If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of (Getting Laid Quotes)
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